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I'm a mechanical engineer that sometimes likes to lurk around looking at naughty pictures of dragon ladydudes. My interests include:
-Paintball-
-Mopeds-
-Recumbent trikes-
-PC repair-
-Sex-
-La Patate-
-Destroying the world for fun and profit-
-Death Rays-
-2 stroke motor technology-
-7.62x54R-
-Ladies that are also dudes.-
-Potato, potato, potato-
-Going highway speed on 50 kilos of motorcycle-
-Paintball-
-Mopeds-
-Recumbent trikes-
-PC repair-
-Sex-
-La Patate-
-Destroying the world for fun and profit-
-Death Rays-
-2 stroke motor technology-
-7.62x54R-
-Ladies that are also dudes.-
-Potato, potato, potato-
-Going highway speed on 50 kilos of motorcycle-
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13 years ago
So, I'm a goddamned wizard
And I've had the oppertunity to ride a kitted puch maxi
The difference between a Kitted tuned motobecane and a kitted tuned maxi is as follows:
The Motobecane is like a Rubenesque french lady with good manners who makes love to you all afternoon on a silk Divan, with a side table laden with grapes and cheese.
The Puch is like a short 90 pound, angular german lady who seems shy at first, until you're suddenly tied up in her basement, she's yelling things at you in german and she's dressed in a leather librarian fetish outfit.
Also, I'm a wizard because I basically walked into my moped mechanic's shop today, identified the problem he was having in about 30 seconds, took some measurements, declared the cylinder head that the customer had purchased was garbage, grabbed a different head, cut the proper measurements freehand with a dremel, slapped it on there and transformed the bike from something that barely ran, into the aforementioned insane german lady
And I've had the oppertunity to ride a kitted puch maxi
The difference between a Kitted tuned motobecane and a kitted tuned maxi is as follows:
The Motobecane is like a Rubenesque french lady with good manners who makes love to you all afternoon on a silk Divan, with a side table laden with grapes and cheese.
The Puch is like a short 90 pound, angular german lady who seems shy at first, until you're suddenly tied up in her basement, she's yelling things at you in german and she's dressed in a leather librarian fetish outfit.
Also, I'm a wizard because I basically walked into my moped mechanic's shop today, identified the problem he was having in about 30 seconds, took some measurements, declared the cylinder head that the customer had purchased was garbage, grabbed a different head, cut the proper measurements freehand with a dremel, slapped it on there and transformed the bike from something that barely ran, into the aforementioned insane german lady
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Nerd Rock, prog rock, fantasy rock, sci-fi rock, Clutch, TMBG, Coulton, Muse, etc.
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Django unchained, deadpool, The Last Unicorn
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Elite: Dangerous, Civ5
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PC. The one and only home console.
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I'll eat anything that's not moving too much.
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All apologies to Charleton Heston, I'm blowin it up.
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