01) [X] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [X] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [X] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [X] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [X] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [X] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [X] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable, but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [X] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.

Total So Far: 10

Do you love:
11) [X] Video games
12) [X] Working on mechanical items.
13) [X] Building things.
14) [X] Working out on gym machines
15) [X] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible
16) [X] Football
17) [X] Baseball
18) [X] Wrestling
19) [X] Boxing/ MMA
20) [X] Hunting and/or fishing

Total So Far: 20

Do you shop at:
21) [X] Home Depot
22) [X] Lowe's
23) [X] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [X] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [X] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [X] Hobby shops
27) [X] Comic book stores
28) [X] Sports supply stores
29) [X] Video game stores
30) [X] Electronic supply stores

Total So Far: 30

Do you say:
31) [X] Son
32) [X] I can fix it.
33) [X] Man-up
34) [X] When I was your age
35) [X] Don't be a wuss.
36) [X] It's just a scratch
37) [x] Take it like a man.
38) [X] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] Shit
40) [X] Here's your

Total So Far: 40

Do you read:
41) [X] Playboy
42) [X] Sports Illustrated
43) [X] Comic books
44) [X] Men's Health, Fitness, and/or Journal

Total So Far: 44

Have you:
45) [X] NEVER crossdressed for any reason
46) [X] NEVER cried during or after a film/television show.
47) [X] NEVER chose wine over beer/liquor at a party.
48) [X] NEVER attended a baby shower.
49) [X] NEVER said no to going to a strip club when you could afford it.
50) [X] NEVER shaved/removed your body hair.

Total So Far: 50

Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 100%

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