Sometimes I like to take a break from trolling and try and be reasonable in life. I like to try and see things as they are OUTSIDE of my own bias and look at shit in a critical way... Give advice where I deem is needed, broaden my horizons where I think they might be too narrow, yadda fucking yadda....

Today was NOT the day to do that.

I just saw a movie called Alpha and Omega and let me tell you... That was quite possibly the WORST movie I've ever seen. Like.... oh my fuck, I don't even know how to respond to that. First of all, the animation has a lot of flaws, like motion and whatever else. Also, the plot was predictable and fucking GAY AS FUCK! Another note... the animals had hair. I mean like hair styles. There was some emo dog... No, I'm sorry, a scene kid that fell in love with some dickhole. And then the female main character had some kind of issue with her hair because half the fucking time that shit looked like feathers. The birds, the comic relief I guess they were supposed to be, just rotted my brains out, and....

There was so much innuendo in that movie it was insane. Like.... that howling song? Sex. Which is exactly why the jock was awful at it... and also why the younger sister howled first (cause she's a furry whore)

Sorry... Guess that was uncalled for....

Long story short, the movie was terrible. Bad animation, terrible character design, atrocious plot (I mean really, REALLY bad... joining two conflicting tribes by marriage but there's a romantic interest issue? yeah... real original guys. real original) and completely inappropriate sexual references throughout the whole fucking thing.


Weak.