SNAFUBAHR -- Situation, Normal. All fucked up beyond any hope of recovery!!!

Yep. I lost yet another job. The holidays hit and I couldn't keep up with the demand at the abattoir, so they cut me loose the weekend before Thanksgiving. I was unemployed and scrambling for 35 days before my sister saw an advert from a local farm feed mill.
I went over to the place in person and asked for a paper application as demanded by their ad. I had barely gotten halfway through the application when the office manager gave me her phone to speak with the owner. He hired me on the spot!
I started work the next day.

As for cars, my 2004 Chrysler PT Cruiser has been in a rough place since I bought it from a pharmacy one year ago. Transmission issues, worn out tie rods, brakes that are BURNED, worn out front axle bearings, and bad tires, have plagued me the last year. The situation came to a head when I blew two flat front tires from the bad tie rods in less than a month. Enough was enough. I was discussing the situation with my coworkers and one offered to sell me his 2001 Limited Edition PT Cruiser. I took the offer and two months later the car is finally out of the shop and back in my hands.