1) What was your FIRST video game console?
NES

2) Name a few games you played on said console.
Mario/Duck Hut/World Class Meet, Megaman 2....uh....Final Fantasy

3) Excluding handhelds, how many VG consoles do you own presently?
um...Wii, N64, SNES, NES, PS2, and theres a Dreamcast somewhere...

4) Were you a Street Fighter nut? Any character in particular?
nah. E. Honda rocks though

5) Do you think Capcom is a FUCKING awesome company
they're okay

6) Here's the scenario.. You had some friends over and you all ate FRIED CHICKEN! After the meal you all decide to play some video games. As your friend reaches for a controller you notice his/her hands are very "greasy." Are you the type that would insist they wash their hands before pawing the controller, or is it no big deal?
not really...I'll clean em later

7) What's your favorite RPG/Action RPG? I will allow a second and third fave if you insist.
If I had to pick one, I'd say FFVI...

8) Do you prefer 2D games or 3D games?
Depends

9) Are you an SNK fan?
The hell is SNK?

9) Are you good at DDR?
Used to be, back in High School.

10) Who wants to kick that dog's ass from Duck Hunt?
I dont get why everyone hates the dog so much. I really dont think anyone does, its just funny/popular to say you do. Damn internet and its meme/wiki mentality

11) Have you skipped out on important events in life because of video games?
Maybe, but I can't recall anything specific

12) Do you listen to video game music?
sometimes

13) Have you ever cosplayed a VG character?
ya

14) Have you ever been in an arcade playing a fighting game, KICKING ASS, and then some 6 year old asian kid comes in and OWNS YOU??
you assume I've had money for arcades....and that they exist around here....and asians exist

15) Name three games you would love to see remakes of if it was done properly.
waiting for the FFVI remake. Other than that? uh.....

16) Mario or Sonic?
Mario.

17) When a movie shows up in the theaters, let's use Spider-man as an example, are you likely to buy the GAME version?
Thats not a fair example. Spiderman 2 was great.

18) What is your LEAST favorite genre of video games? (ex. fighting, sports, shooters, etc.)
Sports.

19) Is there a game out there that you feel was unique and didn't get enough love?
Hexen was great. Doubt anyone has heard of it though

20) Have you ever verbally abused a game because you couldn't beat one of the levels and/or bosses?
Only two times I've lost my temper at a game was when my bro kept beating me at Custom Robo, and lately when playing COD again, I threw my headphones durng some Russain level.

21) Do you own any VG apparel?
no

22) What are your thoughts on the live-action Super Mario Bros movie?
I liked it when I was younger. Havent seen it lately though

23) On that note, what did you think about the live-action Street Fighter movie?
Havent seen it

24) Who's hottest out of the KOF chicks?
The hell is KOF?

25) Do you say "old-school" a lot when you're having a VG conversation with others?
Not really

26) Have you ever lent someone a game and they returned it to you damaged?
Yes.

27) Do you own any imported games?
no

28) Are you ready for this meme to be over, or could you keep going?
I hate these questions in memes

29) In this scenario, let's pretend you're going to get a video game tattoo! What would you get and where? This can be simple or elaborate.
If I HAD to get a tattoo, I'd prolly get a triforce somewhere. Prolly between my shoulder blades

30) Have you ever cried after you beat a game? If so why?
I think I have....I dunno