QUESTIONS FOR THE ENGLISH - NOT ANYONE ELSE

1) Do you prefer to drink PG tips or Sainsburys own tea?
I grow a tea plant, dry them, and make my own tea. Human touch.

2) When was the last time you watched TOTP?
I watched the... last episodes. And Top Gear of the Pops. That was just funny.

3) Have you ever been to a pub?
Pub?

4) Ever drank cider in the park?
The park I live near is so invested with the youthes that are described on police radio reports, I just avoid it.

5) Customised you school uniform?
I was the only one with the top button done up, and the shirt tucked in at all times... So yes, I'd say that was custom for me.

6) Spend over 10 a week topping up your mobile?
I have noone to call.

7) Shopped at aldi/lidles/netto?:
ASDA!

10) When did you start to go out clubbing?
Noone to go with. I'd probably get a headache quickly though, and find a quiet corner and try to read a book..

11) Laughed at kids with 'free lunch' meal tokens?
Anyone who had those in our school was subjected to the most horrible of cuisienal torture immagineable.

12) Do you call your mum by her 1st name?
Nope. Its either 'mum' or 'urh'. Depending on how tired I am.

13) Have you ever shopped at 'new look'?
New Look? No. Gamestation? Yes.

14) How much are you willing to spend on a pair of shoes?
For a good pair of boots? Bout 50quid. I have the DMs that I got 4 years ago. Still intact.

15) Have you ever played a game of cricket?
I'm not a sporty person. So no.

16) Did you like to play rounders at school?
I knocked myself out with a wild wing of the bat once. Clobbered myself on the temple.

17) Ever been made to do P.E in your underwear because you forgot you kit?
Not with my teachers... That would be wrong on many levels.

18) Favourite flavour of crisps?
Depends what crisp. Walkers: Salt and Vinegar. Doritoes: Cool.. thing. Pringles: Hot and Spicy

19) Do you eat fish and chips regularly or have them Now and then?
If I win a tenner on the lottery, I will buy myself a take out, yes.

20) What do you order from McDonalds?
I'd order them to get the hell out of my town.

21) Do you think 5.50 is a lot to go see a film at the pictures?
I get in for free, as my cousin works at my local cinema.

22) Do you drive or own a car?
I have the worst depth perception ever. And I am scared to learn.

23) What did you do for your 'Sweet 16th'?
Sat at home playing Video Games?

24) Favoured alcoholic drink?
...Strongbow, or bailies. Depending on the occasion.

25) Look to the right?
...Wall

26) Look to the left?
...'Nother Wall?

27) Friends with a Chav?
Chavs? No. Idiots? ...Some. Nerds? Billions.

28) Lived on a council estate or live near or on one?
I got lucky. There is this one posh road in the middle of this really chavvy area. And I scored the house slap-bang in the middle of that road!

29) Where would you class yourself at school?
I'm doing my A-levels. And I'm getting average Bs.

30) Do you think we should bring back the 1 note?
The one pound note? Nah. Coins make much better projectiles.

31) Do you think we should convert to the Euro?
Sterling. Always.

32) Do you agree with the royal family?
The queen and all that shizz? ...What about them am I meant to agree with? Whether they should still be there? Then, I say yes. They do bugger all, 'cept reprisent our country.

33) Have you ever been to London?
Twice

34) Blackpool?
Nope.

35) Ireland or Scotland?
I am ancestorally Irish, but genogically Scotish. But Never been to either.

36) Ever watched a football, rugby or a cricket match on TV
No. I dont see the point.

37) How much do you get paid a month?
£60. Currently got an injury which stops me from getting a job. Still living with the parents anyway.

38) Do you listen to radio one?
To and fro' the College, yes.

39) Do you have sky TV?
Only in one room. Which I never use.

40) Do you have a bulldog tattooed to your arm?
No. I want a D20 tattoed somwhere though.

41) Do you say phrases like 'safe', 'innit', 'bloody', 'bugger' etc?
Bugger. A lot. And bloody. Never used them at the same time though.

42) Been in the channel tunnel?
Yes. Smelly.

42) Been to the 'poor man's' Disney Land in France?
We went there with my college last week for an end of year trip. But they had screwed with our booking, and upped our prices, so 4 people had to stay out. So I went drinking with my physics teacher and two geology teachers. Fun times.

43) Where have you been on your school trips?
I usually dont attend, unless it really interests me. That trip mentioned in the above section, we visited CERN, in Switzerland, and the Glacier in the French Alps.

44) Do your parents have a school photo in their purse/wallet?
Nope

45) How many pairs of trousers do you own?
2. Washed on Alternate weeks.

46) ...and underwear?
A cupboard full of them. Nothing exotic. All plain, black briefs.

47) Been to the bookies/made a bet?
No.

48) Where do you do your food shopping?
Adsa and... dunno. My dad does the shopping.

49) Where is an average weekend spent?
At home

50]ARE YOU PROUD TO BE BRITISH?
Proud? Were a bunch of louts! So, yes.