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Hauptbär Dummkopf | Registered: December 19, 2005 11:46:30 PM
Hi there! I like funny stuff, so if you want a chuckle, you've come to the right place. I've been in this fandom for about 30 years, and I'll probably never leave... or change my fan name. I like funny, cute, and mushy topics, and draw predominantly with markers. Comics strips are a major favorite of mine. I have a love/hate relationship with porn, so don't be surprised if I'm inconsistent and even a bit hypocritical about it. I'm also notoriously slow when it comes to replies and commenting, even though I'm here almost every day... but feel free to say hi!
I don't do commissions. However, I love getting them, as I rarely draw for myself. I never know what I want, so I love grab-bag style and themed commissions. Surprises are welcome, and all quality levels are appreciated! If you did a commission for me, feel free to repost it anywhere you like, even to some bizarre site I don't know about, as I don't upload guest art to my FA/IB galleries.
I now have F-Lists for Waccoon and Tawny. Tawny is highly experimental and available for all kinds of playful naughties with your characters. Permission not required, so click here for refs and go nuts! I'm tough to offend and will readily overlook non-canon stuff. Wac prefers to just watch, but can be tempted on occasion, especially by reptiles. Ask me anything, and lots more references and info available upon request.
CreepyCommentsWelcome . I've been around for a while and have seen it all.
My other sites:
My gallery on NineChime, which includes guest art and commissions. It's HUGE.
The Wacintosh Files, my current comic strip, and Backing Out, my previous and now inactive comic strip.
My Homepage, a hub for all my stuff and where to find me on the web.
I don't do commissions. However, I love getting them, as I rarely draw for myself. I never know what I want, so I love grab-bag style and themed commissions. Surprises are welcome, and all quality levels are appreciated! If you did a commission for me, feel free to repost it anywhere you like, even to some bizarre site I don't know about, as I don't upload guest art to my FA/IB galleries.
I now have F-Lists for Waccoon and Tawny. Tawny is highly experimental and available for all kinds of playful naughties with your characters. Permission not required, so click here for refs and go nuts! I'm tough to offend and will readily overlook non-canon stuff. Wac prefers to just watch, but can be tempted on occasion, especially by reptiles. Ask me anything, and lots more references and info available upon request.
CreepyCommentsWelcome . I've been around for a while and have seen it all.My other sites:
My gallery on NineChime, which includes guest art and commissions. It's HUGE.
The Wacintosh Files, my current comic strip, and Backing Out, my previous and now inactive comic strip.
My Homepage, a hub for all my stuff and where to find me on the web.
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Comments Made: 15889
Journals: 174
Recent Journal
Good engineering... NOT (G)
4 weeks ago
So, already people have noticed that account comment notices are being wiped out en masse. Some of mine are gone, too. While I don't run this place and have no access to the code, I can explain what's going on, and why the admins (as usual) are doing things wrong. Not like they've ever listened to me before, or anyone ever listens to me, but... you know how I am. I'm a tech cynic and a professional complainer.
Anyway, they're just using a naïve approach of deleting notifications older than a specific date. You know, like a lot of web sites do these days. They just didn't bother to give us a warning first. Inkbunny also started doing this years ago, much to my annoyance. Something about clearing out the database and trying to make it faster and more efficient to improve your user experience or blah blah whatever.
That's the wrong approach. I've already told them that's the wrong approach in one of the community journal updates.
The correct thing to do is keep a cached count of all messages per account, and use a scheduler to search for accounts with excessively high message counts, and then cull old messages ONLY from those "problem" accounts. The rationale is not to nuke everyone's data, but to actually work the problem. If someone has only 2 notifications (as I did) then that account is obviously not a problem. If someone has 14,000 notifications, then purge any messages on that account older than 6 months. It's clear the account owner isn't checking messages, so... screw 'em.
This policy would accomplish the goal of trimming the database of 90%+ of cruft while allowing sane people to keep their old messages without interference.
But, hey, it's far easier to be dumb and just delete everything. You know, like how DeviantArt just decided to kill off the note system with no warning. Any day now, it's likely that your old notes, journals, and other data will just vanish, too, so... be sure to copy/paste anything to a local file on your desktop. Remember that anything online can disappear in a heartbeat for no reason.
Oh, and that's on top of the fact that they still don't send notifications when people change their display names, or allow you to NOT receive journal notifications from chronic YCH spammers. We wouldn't want features that actually make sense, of course. I also can't believe that the cache counts aren't synced on a scheduler, either, which is why my notification numbers have been wrong for literally years. No, I do not "nuke" my messages, because using that to reset cache counts is NOT a solution. They need to fix that bug properly, not just take the typical easy way out and blame the end user.
I swear, all web developers are idiots. That's why I don't work in this business anymore. The admins better not justify this by claiming, "We didn't have a choice. This was absolutely necessary to optimize performance." I know that's coming, but it's still total BS. You fix problems by thinking, not just nuking from orbit.
Anyway... back to my usual grind of bitching about the stupidity of Linux problems on other tech forums. Not like anyone listens to me over there, either.
Anyway, they're just using a naïve approach of deleting notifications older than a specific date. You know, like a lot of web sites do these days. They just didn't bother to give us a warning first. Inkbunny also started doing this years ago, much to my annoyance. Something about clearing out the database and trying to make it faster and more efficient to improve your user experience or blah blah whatever.
That's the wrong approach. I've already told them that's the wrong approach in one of the community journal updates.
The correct thing to do is keep a cached count of all messages per account, and use a scheduler to search for accounts with excessively high message counts, and then cull old messages ONLY from those "problem" accounts. The rationale is not to nuke everyone's data, but to actually work the problem. If someone has only 2 notifications (as I did) then that account is obviously not a problem. If someone has 14,000 notifications, then purge any messages on that account older than 6 months. It's clear the account owner isn't checking messages, so... screw 'em.
This policy would accomplish the goal of trimming the database of 90%+ of cruft while allowing sane people to keep their old messages without interference.
But, hey, it's far easier to be dumb and just delete everything. You know, like how DeviantArt just decided to kill off the note system with no warning. Any day now, it's likely that your old notes, journals, and other data will just vanish, too, so... be sure to copy/paste anything to a local file on your desktop. Remember that anything online can disappear in a heartbeat for no reason.
Oh, and that's on top of the fact that they still don't send notifications when people change their display names, or allow you to NOT receive journal notifications from chronic YCH spammers. We wouldn't want features that actually make sense, of course. I also can't believe that the cache counts aren't synced on a scheduler, either, which is why my notification numbers have been wrong for literally years. No, I do not "nuke" my messages, because using that to reset cache counts is NOT a solution. They need to fix that bug properly, not just take the typical easy way out and blame the end user.
I swear, all web developers are idiots. That's why I don't work in this business anymore. The admins better not justify this by claiming, "We didn't have a choice. This was absolutely necessary to optimize performance." I know that's coming, but it's still total BS. You fix problems by thinking, not just nuking from orbit.
Anyway... back to my usual grind of bitching about the stupidity of Linux problems on other tech forums. Not like anyone listens to me over there, either.
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Bluegrass, Happy Hardcore, Ragtime
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Ratchet and Clank, Dungeon Keeper, Viper Racing
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Anything with beans or tomato sauce
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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