Sing along kids...

(to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it...")

If you're emo and you know it, slit your wrists
If you're emo and you know it, slit your wrists
If you're emo and you know it
Take that razor blade and cut it
If your emo and you know it, slit your wrists

If you're worthless and you know it, hang yourself
If you're worthless and you know it, hang yourself
If you're worthless and you know it
Rope your neck and break it, choke it
If you're worthless and you know it, hang yourself

If you're hopeless and you know it, shoot your head
If you're hopeless and you know it, shoot your head
If you've got a loaded gun
Pull the trigger and be done
Life is meaningless and cruel, so shoot your head

If you're ugly and you're stupid, take some pills
If you're ugly and you're stupid, take some pills
If you're dumb and you look awful
Then you'll never be successful
It's survival of the fittest, take some pills

You're a loser and you know it, kill yourself
You're a loser and you know it, kill yourself
You're a loser and a failure
Your life no one will remember
You're a loser and you know it, kill yourself

You're unwanted and unloved, so just die
You're unwanted and unloved, so just die
You're existence is a curse
And you always make things worse
You're unwanted and unloved, so just die

And when you kill yourself, you'll burn in hell
And when you kill yourself, you'll burn in hell
You will suffer for eternity
'Cause God hates you fervently
So when you kill yourself, you'll burn in hell

-Written by me