Hi. I'm Just a weird guy, who's interested in some... strange tastes. I don't partake in my interests per se... but sometimes I get dragged into the mischief too. What is the interest I don't take part in? A certain part of the body swollen to be the largest part. This is where you might go, "your weird" There's a reason I don't say my real name silly; Nobody in real life knows about my... Fetish. But others who share my interest can certainly have a look at my stories! if weird and strange things aren't what your into, skip this profile. Because the stuff in here will sure as hell not be considered "normal". I also don't do sexual stuff. ew, sexy pictures, nooo.

Do I take commissions/trades/requests? No, for commissions, maybe for trades and requests. While I would love to be paid to write up a single story I'll procrastinate the hell out of, I don't have a proper bank account, so I can't pay/receive money online :( As for trades, I don't fully understand how this system works, so you might need to teach me a little in that regard, so bear with me. Requests I'd be willing to consider, depending on the nature of the request. If I like it, I'll do it, if I don't, I won't, simple as that. hope you enjoy my stories!