Do you only draw Hyper/Hyperish stuff?
Yup!

Can I be in a pic with one of your characters?
Knock yourself out.
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7526773/

Why does it take so long to get a reply?
I'm not on FA super often, but I try to be in the loop. I pretty much just log on when I have stuff to post.

What does your name mean/Who's/What's Willendorf?
It's an art history joke. One that involves boobies, which is the best kind of art history joke.

Do you take requests?
Unless you want to request art of one of my characters, no. No I do not.

Trades?
Maybe!

Commissions?
Once in a blue moon. They're not offered often and not cheap, since this is a for fun account.
Budget at least 40$ for most custom work.

What do you draw with?
Mostly a pencil. Sometimes a galaxy note 3.

Do you sell originals?
Yeup. Note me.

I asked for a quote, Your stuff is kind of expensive.
You should see my pro work's gallery pricing. This is also not a question.

How are you getting commissions from ____ when I never see you open?
They know the secret hand shake.

Are you actually _________ artist?
*smoke grenade!*