It's been several years since I posted anything on furaffinity, so if any of you were following me, you probably think I'm dead. Well, surprise! I'm still alive and kicking. I've just been lurking here for...

well...

I've been looking at the porn on the website. Lots of it. Of course, it's not the ONLY thing I'm interested in here, but whenever I logged on Furaffinity, it was for the adult content. Back then, I was honestly ashamed of it because of the whole seven deadly sins thing, but now I'm a thirty year old virgin agnostic nihilist, so it's not that big of a deal. What's more, my parents apparently knew all along and, bless their souls, they're cool with it. I guess there are worse vices I could indulge in, like drugs, gangster life, and lord knows what else.

I guess the real reason I'm writing this is because I moved with my parents to Florida because my life is a mess right now, and I'm having trouble making friends IRL, so I'd like to try to reconnect with the people of Furaffinity. If you'd like to know me, HMU. Otherwise, I'll try commenting on pictures more, hopefully get some attention.

See ya later maybe.