ANGER
1. With whom did you last get angry?:
Sully. For my own reasons. And because I'm extremely bitter about how my life is, right now.

2. What is your weapon of choice?:
Lethal or non-lethal? I'll break bones with my hands, but if I wanted to kill somebody, probably something heavy and blunt, or short and sharp.

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?:
No. Despite all the misgivings about Marines being wifebeating motherfuckers, I would not.

4. How about of the same sex?:
In a motherfucking Heartbeat.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?:
I dunno. Probably Sully because I said something about the 17th that was really venomous, and vicious, and unfortunate. I lash out when I hurt. Unfortunately I tend to hurt those closest to me.

6. What is your pet peeve?:
Weak people. You have the strength, ALL of you have the strength to seize your dreams. You're just scared of the pain that it takes to do so. Pain is temporary, pride and glory in the things you've endured is eternal.

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?:
>.> Unfortunately I keep them for a long time. I love hard, and I hate hard. It takes a lot to uncoil a grudge from my heart. But usually, a sincere apology and chiminage will do.

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time:
Call my mother.

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?:
The other day I woke up at 1900

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:
Mom. Pouncy, Dox, Gm.. a lot of people.

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?:
The last one? Lame? >.> How about " I don't know if this will work out, Dana."

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?:
ORANGE GLO, MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU HAVE IT?

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?:
20 minutes ago. 7 rounds of 100 pound thrusters, 20 walk-squats and 15 box-jumps in 17 minutes 20 seconds. FEAR MEH.

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?:
2

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?:
I'd lose ten pounds if I quit drinking Mountain Dew.

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?:
WTF Why no red meat?

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?:
I drank several shots of everclear one fine evening with a good friend. I woke up in hoboken, New jersey, next to a White castle's, Wearing different clothes.

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?:
The Marine corps is not a Diet company, but it Definitely works the same way.

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?:
The Marine Corps says I'm borderline fat, but I'm 170 lbs, 5 foot nine, and have a 42 inch chest and 46 inch shoulders >.>

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?:
Salteh.

7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, LUNCH?:
I have definitely considered eating small birds and animals around me. My ex caught a pigeon once, and I wanted to eateded it, but it flew away with no ass-feathers.

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?:
Not counting the guys in bootcamp, Lemme see. Maybe 10-12?

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?:
like 9.

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?:
Unfortunately, No. I have excellent cognitive function and tend to only gesture or gesticulate in that manner if I intend to seduce someone of the opposite sex.

4. Have you done it?:
Not that much, but according to my partners, I'm pretty good.

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?:
hm. I like a girl with curves, at least the primal part of me screams " CURVES GOOD BREEDER." But as for the me that enjoys the simple, softer things? I love eyes.

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?:
I live in Okinawa. Yes I've been propositioned. Have I acquiesced? No.

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?:
*sighs* I have to get AIDS tested every year anyway, So yes. I run through the Gamut to make sure I haven't contracted anything, Even though I've only ever had sex with 9 people. And the last 2 were my Fiance and my current ..*looks for the right words..* Companion.

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?:
2.

2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
Gamestop. Unfortunately, I'm addicted to Video Games.

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?:
A million Bones? I'd pay off my mom's house, Buy a House for me (A Big one.) And let all my good friends come live with Me. Dox, Gm, Julie, Sully, Blake. Hell, anybody, pretty much. Just leave the drama out the door, and do yer fuckin elsewhere.

4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?:
I hate people. If I was rich, I could have what I want, be happy, and be left alone.

6. Have you ever stolen anything?:
Yep.

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?:
Like... 6

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?:
Becoming A Marine. It's not something a lot of people do, and unless you ARE one.. you can never understand the prestige of being one.

2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?:
Becoming a Marine. They thought I was gonna be some worthless dropout bum.

3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?:
... I want to be a father and a husband. Unfortunately, I don't think I'll ever get that chance.

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
When I feel like I deserve first place? Yeah. It rubs me pretty raw. I don't like being second.

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?:
Oh yea. I like winning.

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
Video Games.

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
I did Gunny's PT challenge in only a Minute slower than Gunny himself.


ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?:
You all know the answer to this question. And yeah, I'm a little jealous. Lemme alone.

2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?:
Honestly? Caz. I think the experience in what I do would give him a Nice grounding and a better world view for what he intends to do invoking human emotion. Let him see some Good ol' Marine Corps "Motivation." That and I get to spend time with my best friend for as long as he woudl be here.

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?:
I like Me.

4. Have you ever been cheated on?:
>.> Unfortunately Yes. Never cheated on Anyone, Myself though. The thought does not occur to me to be disloyal.

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?:
I don't like my face.

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?:
...Humanity

7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?:
Favorite? As in the one I love the most? Or the one I wish I could feel and enjoy the most? Wrath. I am an inexplicably calm person. If I had the capability to be angry without exploding violently, it would benefit me a Lot.

THE SEVEN HEAVELY VIRTUES

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?:
I'm A feralist.

2. What religion were you raised as?:
Catholic, Baptist, Christian.

3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?:
Human

4. Do you have your own commandments?:
Yup.

5. What was the last promise you broke?:
To be a husband. To protect, Counsel, and hold forever.

6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?:
I don't pray often, When I do? Things are bad, so no.

7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?:
You're kidding, right?

HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?:
Not by a long shot.

2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?:
To be Happy.

3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?:
Unfortunately, I have a built in loyalty complex. I'll follow you to the end, even if it drags me along behind it. So yep.

4. Freedom or fate?:
Freedom.

5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?:
Yup

6. Do you gamble?:
Occasionally.

7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?: Yuh

CHARITY
1. What causes do you support?:
Local Schools, Children's Centers, Orphanages.

2. What causes have you given money or time to?:
Save a Life, The local school and orphanage.

3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless?:
Nope.

4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel?:
I'm already a Marine. When we ain't killing people, we're making nice and dropping food.

5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?:
Occasionally.

6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food?:
I've givena certain person rent and food and gas and even medicine money, because she's occasionally got a case of retarded wallet and spends her money on stupid things. So I bail her out, occasionally. No biggie.

7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need?:
>.> You don't want to even imagine how much money, time, and tears I've sacrificed. I don't even want to answer this question.

FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of?:
People. Unfortunately Yes, I can kill people. Yes, I can make people happy. But people can hurt me.

2. What did you do today that was really brave?:
I argued with a Captain and a Mastersergeant for 2.5 hours to stop a Marine who I absolutely LOATHE from getting NJP'd and possibly court-martialed.

3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why?:
Inspector Motherfucking Gadget. Nuff said.

4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?:
In a heartbeat.

5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?:
I've got courage and Brains. I need more heart.

6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? If so, when?:
Once in Choir.

7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?:
to be a Good leader, you must learn to follow, first.

JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?:
Yup.

2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it?:
Already In, fuckers!

3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)?:
Death by firing squad. Cheaper and easier than the chair.

4. Which should be guaranteed legal?:
Honestly? I think if they legalized Ganja the crime rate in this country would considerably drop.

5. Do you believe that George W. is rightfully President of the USA?:
I believe he WAS, Although The honorable Mr. Barack Obama is now.

6. What was your favorite media circus trial?:
OJ. ROUND 2

7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?:
I wrote a letter to my senator. And if by letter you mean I mailed him a picture of me giving him the finger.

TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?:
Love.

2. Do you collect anything?:
Money from every place I've been. simple little things.

3. Are you addicted to anything?:
Mountain Dew, WoW( To pass the time) , porn, and Sully, although I'm trying to wean off that last one. That shit's like heroin, Man.

4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?:
Yep

5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?:
Cash

6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do?:
I wish I had fought harder to stay out of Japan. I wish I hadn't let her wait for me. And fucked up everything in the process.

7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?:
Umm.. Certain things, Occasionally, Because they hurt, and I don't like to hurt.

PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know?:
My dad.

2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?:
Yes. I happened to leave 30 minutes before my grandfather died. Rest in peace old man. I miss you.

3. Do you take advice when it's given?:
Occasionally.

4. What area are you wisest in?:
Human culture, technical knowledge, Electronics, Empathy, and people.

5. Do you drive defensively?:
Sortof...

6. What did you learn today?:
That I have a lot of life left to live. And seeing and enjoying what I have before I settle into anything is the best course of action, despite that the past hurts, the present feels empty, and the future looks big. There's things to do. And I want to do them. But I'll always keep a candle burning for the past, so it can find it's way back to me, someday, maybe.

7. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue?:
Patience. Because persistance and serenity, strength that it takes to forge through time, Will make me a stronger man for the unsure future ahead.