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Registered: March 21, 2026 03:32:45 PM
Cow guy on the internet!
SFW and NSFW artwork, commissions I've received from others, and any other dumb doodles crafted using Farside Cow Tools™
Open to commissions and trades, but these will be at my discretion. I'm an amateur doing this on the side, I'll take on two slots at a time for now. I'll update the line below to reflect their status and playfully insult the customer.
SLOT 1: (taken by smelly salt licking deer)
SLOT 2: open
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>PRICING<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
1. Line art only: $15 (see "Whole Shebang" section below for additional details relevant to line art)
2. Flat colors only: $25 (includes simple background, see "Whole Shebang" section below for additional details relevant to flat colors)
3. Whole Shebang: STARTING price is 35$
- Single character (I will eventually work my way up to 2 or more, keeping the load easy for now)
- SFW, NSFW, any species/gender
- Whatever pose you want. Pictures of exactly what you want your character doing are *heavily* recommended.
- Wearing whatever clothing and accessories you want OR naked
- Will include (to the extent of my """"talents"""") full shading and texturing of certain items like clothing
- Simple abstract or mixed-media background (Examples are like this and that!)
- Transparent .png sticker of just your character to do whatever you want with
(+ $5) If you want an additional alternate outfit or additional naked version
(+ $10) You want a more complicated DRAWN background? I will try my hardest to do an actual scene like a club or something behind you, but it's not going to be the next Michelangelo.
(+ $5) Any incredibly complicated wings or non-standard body parts. This is case-by-case, we'll talk about it
(+ $5) You'll get a FREE redraw of a reasonable amount of the line art once (this does not include "I don't like the whole thing, start over"). If you're nitpicky, be VERY specific in your description (any additional visual examples are highly encouraged) for what needs to be changed. Subsequent redraws because you're being too vague (and assuming I didn't misinterpret something) will incur a $5 penalty.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TOS STUFF<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
1. I am willing to draw SOME kinky things. Stuff that I will NOT draw includes: Vore, Scat, Watersports, Diapers/ADBL, Farting, Macro/Micro, green stink lines coming off your un-showered self, really extreme gore (some blood or wounding is fine, I'm not doing a whole brutal death metal album cover with your guts).
2. I reserve the right to turn your commission or trade offer down at any point before payment is accepted.
3. You will receive line-art and this will be the moment you can request the redraws. A single "redraw" is all the changes you'd like in your first message back to me. Please see the pricing guide above to find out what happens on subsequent redraws.
4. Once the line-art is approved, I'll move onto coloring. Unless I made a major mistake (it's happened), line-art is FINALIZED.
5. You will receive the flat colors next, you may request color corrections during this phase. The same warning I gave you about the line-art redrawing applies here too.
6. Once the flats are approved, I'll move onto shading. You will receive a finalized .png sticker version of your character before I move onto the background.
7. It's your art! Do whatever you want with it! My feelings will not be hurt if you decide to modify it after it's done. I just ask that if you post it anywhere, please credit me.
8. Payment: Any legitimate platform you're able to use is fine with me. I prefer Paypal, but I understand people in certain countries are unable to use it. Payment must be made before I start.
SFW and NSFW artwork, commissions I've received from others, and any other dumb doodles crafted using Farside Cow Tools™
Open to commissions and trades, but these will be at my discretion. I'm an amateur doing this on the side, I'll take on two slots at a time for now. I'll update the line below to reflect their status and playfully insult the customer.
SLOT 1: (taken by smelly salt licking deer)
SLOT 2: open
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>PRICING<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
1. Line art only: $15 (see "Whole Shebang" section below for additional details relevant to line art)
2. Flat colors only: $25 (includes simple background, see "Whole Shebang" section below for additional details relevant to flat colors)
3. Whole Shebang: STARTING price is 35$
- Single character (I will eventually work my way up to 2 or more, keeping the load easy for now)
- SFW, NSFW, any species/gender
- Whatever pose you want. Pictures of exactly what you want your character doing are *heavily* recommended.
- Wearing whatever clothing and accessories you want OR naked
- Will include (to the extent of my """"talents"""") full shading and texturing of certain items like clothing
- Simple abstract or mixed-media background (Examples are like this and that!)
- Transparent .png sticker of just your character to do whatever you want with
(+ $5) If you want an additional alternate outfit or additional naked version
(+ $10) You want a more complicated DRAWN background? I will try my hardest to do an actual scene like a club or something behind you, but it's not going to be the next Michelangelo.
(+ $5) Any incredibly complicated wings or non-standard body parts. This is case-by-case, we'll talk about it
(+ $5) You'll get a FREE redraw of a reasonable amount of the line art once (this does not include "I don't like the whole thing, start over"). If you're nitpicky, be VERY specific in your description (any additional visual examples are highly encouraged) for what needs to be changed. Subsequent redraws because you're being too vague (and assuming I didn't misinterpret something) will incur a $5 penalty.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TOS STUFF<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
1. I am willing to draw SOME kinky things. Stuff that I will NOT draw includes: Vore, Scat, Watersports, Diapers/ADBL, Farting, Macro/Micro, green stink lines coming off your un-showered self, really extreme gore (some blood or wounding is fine, I'm not doing a whole brutal death metal album cover with your guts).
2. I reserve the right to turn your commission or trade offer down at any point before payment is accepted.
3. You will receive line-art and this will be the moment you can request the redraws. A single "redraw" is all the changes you'd like in your first message back to me. Please see the pricing guide above to find out what happens on subsequent redraws.
4. Once the line-art is approved, I'll move onto coloring. Unless I made a major mistake (it's happened), line-art is FINALIZED.
5. You will receive the flat colors next, you may request color corrections during this phase. The same warning I gave you about the line-art redrawing applies here too.
6. Once the flats are approved, I'll move onto shading. You will receive a finalized .png sticker version of your character before I move onto the background.
7. It's your art! Do whatever you want with it! My feelings will not be hurt if you decide to modify it after it's done. I just ask that if you post it anywhere, please credit me.
8. Payment: Any legitimate platform you're able to use is fine with me. I prefer Paypal, but I understand people in certain countries are unable to use it. Payment must be made before I start.
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Cattle
Favorite Music
Metal, punk, hip hop, industrial
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Horror and Sci-fi
Favorite Games
those loot hoarding simulators, i'm a lil goblin
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I bully cats, deer, and birds :)
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