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Traditional Artist | Registered: July 11, 2011 12:56:58 AM

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'Existence is futile. Weapons are all around you. Do you submit to the carbon-based life form laws and leave a crimson stain on your being, or will you dare to find the Greater Meaning in all this poison and dust?'



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Apart for the depressing stupidity that comes out of my brain, I am really not that serious. Sweet Jesus, people that serious ruin it for everyone else...or make it better by being easy targets, I'm not sure. More study is needed. And you wonder why it takes me so long to get my crap art on here?? Well...with funds so low it instills feelings of pride and wealth in even the tiniest, bumfuck, backwater, 3rd World country out there, I do everything by hand...Everything. Your mind can take you to the desired joke, if it pleases you. And after the "handjobs" there's the scanning and basic computer edits so it doesn't look like crap. All in all, a long-ass time is spent slaving on the mediocre art that I produce.



But you have internet! And a computer! And a scanner!!! -.- So does everybody else in the American population. The total dependence on technology here dictates that everyone gets this shit as soon as possible...and then throws it away anywhere from one month to one year later because of the next best thing. Epic dumpster dives is all I can say to that *nod* But, in all seriousness, I have a hand-me down, shit tier laptop (It gets no love) and a scanner/printer to go with it. The internet is provided by the family (aka. not me) That's right, truth is out. My 22 year old ass is a bum...but I can't be blamed when I don't have a job and am in a position where McDonalds won't even hire me.



I don't have a right to say I hate my life or it sucks (It kinda does) but the fact that I don't have the opportunity to break free out on my own drives me crazy. Leashes and chains and pens and cages surround my actions and lack there of that it's surprising that I haven't gone insane. Luckily, I already am...at least that's what 'Synthetic Happiness In A Bottle' would tell me if I could afford to take them. Props to America for making me sane enough to disqualify me for help getting the expensive as hell meds I need, but insane enough to be unable to get a job.



If you can't tell, I bitch. A lot. Sometimes ragging on the stupidity of the world is the only thing that calms me down. No, I don't go looking for people to chew a new one into and I won't tear you down for the little things. I will, however be as blunt at the object I hit you with *Shot* and if that crawls under your skin like a thousand little needle-insects, then you don't have to stick around. Uncountable amounts of "X's and Exits" surround this page and my idiocy within.



I am not going to lie. I want a penis. Love the vagina and my milk sacks (derp), but if science was that advanced (and tolerant for that matter) and I had the money, I would make it happen and add the male appendage onto my body. You think that makes me Pan, right? No. I renounce all the prefixes in the universe and give you nothing more than the fact that I'm Sexual. You have sex organs and so do I. Lets fuck ;3 "Bute, lyke omg thats totally Pan!!" And I don't give a sideways fuck with a pineapple how many times you say it; I will deny it every step of the way. I believe all those sexual preferences out there are confusing as hell and some of them have 'circular logic' for a definition that is no real help to me. At. All. You'll either love me and all my flaws or run screaming in the opposite direction...however I'll chase you to the ends of the earth if I get attached to you <3



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And as a last note, I've finally decided to take a shot at any OC's and such that you might want me to draw for you!!! Yay!! --PM for details--



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I am doing absolutely nothing productive with my life...

13 years ago

In America! XP

Stereotypes aside, I really haven't been doing much of anything. I get yelled at for serious strain or continuing to do as little as possible. There is no happy medium between slaving over everything and being only one step from internet coma and I am dissapoint.

Though...in about 4 weeks I'll be doing EVERYTHING and will mos likely be even more annoyed by that fact than the current complaint about doing nothing.

:/ I may be failing at life.