Zonked! is an imaginary universe where your characters can buy and smoke -- or have pushed on them -- virtual magic weed that will pervert, distort, corrupt, or otherwise alter their body and / or mind.

It's an experiment in an entirely different economy within FA. Behind the scenes, it's a loose cooperative of artists and creative thinkers bringing you collaborations themed around weed-induced magical transformations, all under the creative direction of metameta4, often called "the pot donkey."

Any virtual product you see in the gallery is for sale [right now it's not much, but stock will grow as peoples' interest grows]. The catch is that you don't know exactly what it does. There are hints and innuendos, and if you're good with crossword puzzle clues you might be able to make an educated guess, but ultimately we'll try to surprise you a little.

You the Commissioner own the copyright to the commissioned image and can do with it what you want. By ordering, you affirm that Zonked! owns all rights to the strain name, strain effects, and underlying concept; you agree to leave the Zonked! logo intact in all postings of the image; and you grant permission for the Zonked! crew to exhibit your commissioned image, in whole or in part, for portfolio and advertisement purposes only. Zonked! affirms it will not re-sell or otherwise directly profit from use of your commissioned image.

Because some of these require just the right touch from a specific type of artist, there could be an appreciable delay while we coordinate your order. We will make every effort to keep you informed during the process, and we will respond to Notes and Skype requests (see metameta4's page for contact info).

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PRICES ARE AS FOLLOWS

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* Dime bag: $20 US. Mild effects to cautiously dip your character's toe into what the strain is all about. Light, rough quicksketch. You provide the ref. Rated G/PG only. Some strains can't be done right lower than R, and some may be a bit weird with certain genders, but you may like the results anyway.

* Eighth: $40 US. Gets your character to a nice midpoint. Cleaned up, solid lined black and white digital ink (specific medium depends on the artist). You provide the ref and whether you want G, PG, or R. Some strains can't be done right lower than R, and some may be a bit weird with certain genders, but you may like the results anyway.

* Quarter: $60 US. Don't let characters smoke it all at once, or they'll get a full-on almost-there TF in horrid black and white digital detail. You provide the ref and whether you want G, PG, R, X, or XXXtreme. Some strains can't be done lower than R, and some may be a bit weird with certain genders, but you may like the results anyway.

* Ounce: $100 US. Put a fork in, your character's done. Off-the-deep-end TF. Choose either a black and white "threequence" of your character's experience, or a single image with flat color (may include some shading, depending on artist's style). You provide the ref and whether you want G, PG, R, X, or XXXtreme. Some strains can't be done lower than R, and some may be a bit weird with certain genders, but you may like the results anyway.

* Party Pound: $200 US. Party bowl. Have your character share with two close friends (or one friend and a guest pusher) for a group scenario in black and white digital. The owner of each character provides a ref, and all must agree whether you want G, PG, R, X, or XXXtreme. Some strains can't be done lower than R, and some may be a bit weird with certain genders, but you may like the results anyway.

* Pound: $200 US. Party bowl smoked by one character for that "yikes, I smoked too much" feeling, putting them in the trippy shaded digital technicolor stratosphere! You provide the ref and whether you want G, PG, R, X, or XXXtreme. Some strains can't be done lower than R, and some may be a bit weird with certain genders, but you may like the results anyway.

* Technicolor Party Bale: $500 US. All stops pulled out for three characters, possibly drawn by different artists for crazy crossover effects, in ludicrous eye-melting gorgeous digital color. And if one of us lives near you, we may even wash your car. The owner of each character provides a ref, and all must agree whether you want G, PG, R, X, or XXXtreme. Some strains can't be done lower than R, and some may be a bit weird with certain genders, but you may like the results anyway.

* Guest Pusher: You can choose to add a pusher to the scenario, either from the Zonked! rogues gallery ("The High Evil Manipulators," or "THEM") or provide your own pusher character reference. Cost depends on multiple factors, so we'll give you a quote on request.

To order, send a Note to metameta4 or e-mail to metameta4@gmail.com.

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COMMISSION INCOME IS PROPOSED TO BE DISTRIBUTED AS FOLLOWS

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* 20% to planning sketch artist [planning sketches are generally not shown / shared]
* 30% to commission sketch / ink artist
* 30% to commission colorist
* 20% to creative director