What do you get when you cross sweet treats and hard lumbering earth dragons?

you get us!

gayly colorful and always happy~ never showing a frown we are big fat loud jumpy goofballs who dont know our own size or our own weight!

because we are too busy prancing around and wreaking havoc from our own happy-go-lucky nature

when we arent active we use our large powerful and MASSIVE paws to claw through dirt and push rock and concrete aside digging our way through anything with brute force to make ourselves covered in dirt from head to toe~
only showing our colorful rock formations above our dens~
sleeping and hibernating whlist covered in dirt is the best way for us to sleep!

we have a hallucinogenic sense of taste~ meaning we have taste buds that only our species have!
we can actually "taste" flavors on eachother's spikes!
like Ramses and FluffyHeart taste like cotton candy others may taste like candycorn or multiple flavors depending on the colors!

we arent picky eaters but we prefer to eat our fill of Candy Geodes Crystals and Rocks! our molars can crush through pretty much anything!
the fangs on our upper and lower jaw is mostly for combat or carrying nice heavy sticks back to our owners

our species LOVES halloween~ because we all bury ourselves near trick-or-treater path ways and jump out making silly faces and screaming "OOGIDDY BOOGIDDY BOO!!" and "UGGGA BUGGA" at the small children as they drop their treat bags and we hoard the candy of every kid we scare for ourselves >:3

though this does not make us mean..we just really like candy and laughing at the sight of kids running away at such silly faces we all make :>

we also shed our smaller spikes like on our tail and they are normally chewed on by smaller creatures to only get an emergency dentist appointment from all their teeth falling out from how hard our spikes are..they may look like large spiral unicorn horn shaped lollipops or mega sized candy corns..but they arent for eating~
(plus they only taste good to us~ we even like to eat our dropped spikes so we can grow new ones faster!)

UPDATE
Sheep Variants

only two sheep variant CEDs per person the sheep mane is a rare variant in CED genetics

usually humans will breed and keep sheep variant CEDs like actual livestock using their soft yet thick and strong wool to make a wider variety of colored yarn and cashmere products and other items that sheep wool can produce

Sheep CEDs will also somewhat act like sheep and rams due to mainly being kept on farms around regular livestock..it is never seen that a sheep CED will be in the wild the sheep CEDs are too domesticated and wouldent survive being in the wild

Sheep CEDs will often graze on grass and hay but they always go for sweets when they see them because if a CED does not get their fix they will become moody and aggressive and will be subject to tantrums standing on two legs with fist shaking tail thumping and stomping like an overgrown toddler

a candy fed CED is a happy CED

please redirect all Lore and Species questions to  furskidoodle
our lovely lineart and species base by  PorcupineApples