I'm Waffle (You know, the deer?). I'm 6'4 (not counting antlers) and I've got fawn spots despite being 29, which may or may not be the result of being a Sika Deer. My eyes sometimes look like pie-slice vintage cartoon eyes (depending on art style). I dress like it's 2003 and I'm in middle school. I will wet your bed. I don't have accidents, I'm just not completely potty trained.

Alternate-universe Waffle got hit by a car and is now living roadkill. His name is Pancake (in reference to roadkill, duh). Same guy but with scrapes and zombie features, different name!

Alternate-alternate-universe Waffle has a display for a face but is otherwise identical. His name is Cookie (in reference to computers = cookies). He's underdeveloped I just like the idea of a display face and the name cookie.

Alternate-alternate-alternate universe Waffle got into a fight with another deer and it's one of those rare but not so rare there aren't pictures of it scenarios where the other deer died and their antlers got stuck together so now he's just got another deer's head attached to himself, except the other deer head is a zombie and they are a wacky odd couple with misadventures. His name is Funnel Cake (in reference to the tangled appearance of funnel cake and the antlers).

I AM AMASSING AN ARMY OF DESSERT OR BAKED GOODS VARIANTS AND YOU CANNOT STOP ME

The actual me is not as tall or heavy or a deer, and does not have fawn spots, or antlers, or pie-slice eyes. I still might wet your bed.

I can't draw and I don't tend to buy art, so I make myself in The Sims 4 instead, using custom made pieces!