If this were a YCH auction it would go as follows.

-Your character will be placed in the trash can either before or after you get the image.

-All bidding will start at 10 Leones or whatever the least valuable currency is ... if it goes high enough it will convert to schrute bucks which have no dollar value in the real world.

-No art will be created

- The twinkie can survive an atomic holocaust but not a bad economy and has habeebed it. Twinkies cannot be redeemed after bidding.

- The Garbage Can understood what it was getting into when the picture was taken

-Winning bidders will be sent to the Morlocks to be processed.

-Do not taunt YCH.

-WARNING YCH may cause bloating, insanity, a penchant for gambling, unusual growth, unusual shrinkage, cancer, a third limb that smacks you in the face, a love for all things Uwe Boll, Gingivitis.

-Not valid on the Isle of Man.

-once again no art will be done. la la la la la la la.