I have a neighbor who walks their dog up and down the road so it can take a crap in everyones yard. They don't let the dog crap in their yard, goodness knows they don't want dog-shit all over their lawn... so they proceed to do this. Thankfully, it's a tiny little terrier thing. Were it a Great Dane or something as large, I would do what Yule did. Just clean my yard and save all the crap in a bucket. When I had a full bucket, I would return said deposits to the proper owner.

My coworkers don't know where the character of Yule comes from. They just can't believe that little ole me would think of something so evil. MUWAH-HA-HA-HA! Thankfully, I'm lazy so I don't do a quarter of the stuff I think up. I live vicariously through Yule. If I didn't, I'd be in jail for vandalizing someones car. With a bucket of shit.