…um. disinterested/not happy to be here, and hammy-as-fuck.
i really look super uncomfortable when i just try to smile, so if you can get a decent, honest smile out of me on camera, you're some kind of hermit-whisperer.
anyway, i've retired the bangs so i guess it was time for a new, stupider ID. I'm trying to commit to doing makeup and actually not wearing my hair in a ponytail/bun all the time (now doesn't count) so i tried cat eyes (fail!). maher and sou say i shouldn't wear so much makeup, so. eyeliner. done.
Btw. I turn 31 in three months, you guys. Ugh.
i really look super uncomfortable when i just try to smile, so if you can get a decent, honest smile out of me on camera, you're some kind of hermit-whisperer.
anyway, i've retired the bangs so i guess it was time for a new, stupider ID. I'm trying to commit to doing makeup and actually not wearing my hair in a ponytail/bun all the time (now doesn't count) so i tried cat eyes (fail!). maher and sou say i shouldn't wear so much makeup, so. eyeliner. done.
Btw. I turn 31 in three months, you guys. Ugh.
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https://www.dropbox.com/s/y18mau3sv.....clark_full.jpg
There's a super old pic of me (age 17, 1999). People always told me I looked like a carbon copy of Clara Bow. The quality is awful, but I think people say that because I have a round face and am super pale. XD
https://www.dropbox.com/s/y18mau3sv.....clark_full.jpg
There's a super old pic of me (age 17, 1999). People always told me I looked like a carbon copy of Clara Bow. The quality is awful, but I think people say that because I have a round face and am super pale. XD
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HA. There we go.
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/9469674/IMG_1113.jpg
I honestly don't look like Clara Bow anymore -- I was a CLONE of her when I was 17-25 and still had baby fat in my cheeks (well, all of it)… but my best friend Andi (who has pointed out the resemblance our entire lives) says it's in the eyes and the facial expressions. X3 She was Hollywood's first It-girl so I guess there are worse people to be creepy clones of!
HA. There we go.
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/9469674/IMG_1113.jpg
I honestly don't look like Clara Bow anymore -- I was a CLONE of her when I was 17-25 and still had baby fat in my cheeks (well, all of it)… but my best friend Andi (who has pointed out the resemblance our entire lives) says it's in the eyes and the facial expressions. X3 She was Hollywood's first It-girl so I guess there are worse people to be creepy clones of!
;) I used to get so mad when young people on FA were like "omg, I didn't know you were that old" but now I'm like "HAH."
I had an 18-year-old waiter at Pappadeaux offer me a cocktail, and when I told him I didn't have my ID but that I was 30, he was like "no way. I thought you were 19."
19 seems to be the number most people throw at me. I wish I could take credit, but it's my mom -- she looked 12 til she was 25 and 20 til she was 40. X3 Her wedding photo (age 24?) looks like some kind of shotgun wedding situation because she didn't look a day over puberty.
I had an 18-year-old waiter at Pappadeaux offer me a cocktail, and when I told him I didn't have my ID but that I was 30, he was like "no way. I thought you were 19."
19 seems to be the number most people throw at me. I wish I could take credit, but it's my mom -- she looked 12 til she was 25 and 20 til she was 40. X3 Her wedding photo (age 24?) looks like some kind of shotgun wedding situation because she didn't look a day over puberty.
Oh my goodness... you looks so different to a few months back. You've lost weight (hope that isn't insulting, I know you were wanting to a while ago). You're still lovely! :) Pretty Holydust. I try to smile for photos but even then people say I am pouting (wut the heck!).
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