Info: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4404213/

-Dialogue-

Dayton: Why can't you stop by and tell him yourself?!
Character 1: Because I need to have this dining set finished AND delivered by tomorrow evening!

C1: And I haven't even started on the carving part yet.

D: How about I do the carving this time, and you go visit with Chance.

C1: Sorry Dayton, but both of us know that your wood carvings belong at the bottom of a lake.
D: Wood doesn't sink! It floats!
C1: My point exactly...