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DUDE, They Were A Joke (Dragonic Research...??)
Ok, so when ALMA told me I should take a look at one of our "specimens", I thought she was talking about Randall. Then, I forgot that she was still going to be grabbing some answers from Spyro about his whole dimension jumping venture for personal reasons. I was comfortable already, so instead she linked me to the screen in his umm...cell.
And this is what we got.
Seriously, it was a joke! Didn't think he'd actually...well...
FROM PERSONAL OBSERVATION STATUS, THE DRAGON SEEMS CONTENT AS I TOLD YOU AZUL.
But REALLY? I mean I would think even if you didn't tell him he would get that it was a gag.
IT SEEMS APPARENT HE IS EITHER TAKING THE "GAG" FULL HEARTILY, IN WHICH CASE, KUDOS TO THE AMUSING "PRANK". OR HE IS PLANNING TO DEVIOUSLY RETURN IN-KIND SOMEHOW.
....I don't think he's that smart.
THEN SEEMS HIS CONTENT IS GENUINE. I SUPPOSE HE WILL NEED TO BE CHANGED IN A BRIEF PERIOD...SEEMS THE COMMON MAG NEARLY LOST THE METAPHORICAL BATTLE WITH HIM.
Uhh right...he doesn't know we saw this right?
NO. THOUGH CONSIDERING HIS APPARENT POPULARITY ON EARTH, I WAS INTENDING TO DELIVER A SECOND TRANSMISSION INVOLVING HIM. UNFORTUNATELY I ALSO NEGLECTED TO STOP THE RECORDING.
Wha...? Oh boy...ok nobody tell him that we saw him asleep like...this and we'll just uhh...yeah. *blinks* Where'd he get that stupid pacifier??
And this is what we got.
Seriously, it was a joke! Didn't think he'd actually...well...
FROM PERSONAL OBSERVATION STATUS, THE DRAGON SEEMS CONTENT AS I TOLD YOU AZUL.
But REALLY? I mean I would think even if you didn't tell him he would get that it was a gag.
IT SEEMS APPARENT HE IS EITHER TAKING THE "GAG" FULL HEARTILY, IN WHICH CASE, KUDOS TO THE AMUSING "PRANK". OR HE IS PLANNING TO DEVIOUSLY RETURN IN-KIND SOMEHOW.
....I don't think he's that smart.
THEN SEEMS HIS CONTENT IS GENUINE. I SUPPOSE HE WILL NEED TO BE CHANGED IN A BRIEF PERIOD...SEEMS THE COMMON MAG NEARLY LOST THE METAPHORICAL BATTLE WITH HIM.
Uhh right...he doesn't know we saw this right?
NO. THOUGH CONSIDERING HIS APPARENT POPULARITY ON EARTH, I WAS INTENDING TO DELIVER A SECOND TRANSMISSION INVOLVING HIM. UNFORTUNATELY I ALSO NEGLECTED TO STOP THE RECORDING.
Wha...? Oh boy...ok nobody tell him that we saw him asleep like...this and we'll just uhh...yeah. *blinks* Where'd he get that stupid pacifier??
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"Well given the world Spyro lives in this might be an expected reaction to your joke Azul. From what Laz has seen from peering into his world Spyro is a very small and young dragon amoung alot of older dragons. He's constantly trying to act older than he is so this might be how Spyro really feels."
"Personally Laz thinks that Spyro is just a big hatchling forced to act far beyond his actual years. Now that Laz is done being deep Azul now has three people on the ship using MAGs. Just how many MAGs does Azul have supplied on the ship?"
"Personally Laz thinks that Spyro is just a big hatchling forced to act far beyond his actual years. Now that Laz is done being deep Azul now has three people on the ship using MAGs. Just how many MAGs does Azul have supplied on the ship?"
Well he IS short...no offense to the guy.
CONSIDERING THE CHRONICLES OF THIS DRAGON...THE CONSISTENCY OF "WORLD SAVING" MAY HAVE LEFT HIM IN A STATE WHERE R&R IS DIFFICULT TO OBTAIN. PERHAPS HIS...CONDITION AT THIS TIME IS ONE OF INTENSE RELAXATION....THOUGH IN CONSIDERATION OF THAT AND OTHER FACTS, HE MAY STILL BE IN THE HATCHLING STAGE.
Why THAT question?
THE ARBITRATOR HAS FEW, IF ANY, LIMIT ON MATERIALS AND ITEMS THAT ARE REQUIRED ON A DAILY BASIS. AS SUCH, MOST OF THE PROPERTY IS REUSED OR DECONSTRUCTED AND RECONSTRUCTED AGAIN IN MATTER REFORMERS.
THIS DOES, I ADMIT, MAKE THE MAG'S "DISPOSABLE" TITLE REDUNDANT. HOWEVER, THE TIME IT TAKES TO DECON-
THANK YOU...Alma....
CONSIDERING THE CHRONICLES OF THIS DRAGON...THE CONSISTENCY OF "WORLD SAVING" MAY HAVE LEFT HIM IN A STATE WHERE R&R IS DIFFICULT TO OBTAIN. PERHAPS HIS...CONDITION AT THIS TIME IS ONE OF INTENSE RELAXATION....THOUGH IN CONSIDERATION OF THAT AND OTHER FACTS, HE MAY STILL BE IN THE HATCHLING STAGE.
Why THAT question?
THE ARBITRATOR HAS FEW, IF ANY, LIMIT ON MATERIALS AND ITEMS THAT ARE REQUIRED ON A DAILY BASIS. AS SUCH, MOST OF THE PROPERTY IS REUSED OR DECONSTRUCTED AND RECONSTRUCTED AGAIN IN MATTER REFORMERS.
THIS DOES, I ADMIT, MAKE THE MAG'S "DISPOSABLE" TITLE REDUNDANT. HOWEVER, THE TIME IT TAKES TO DECON-
THANK YOU...Alma....
"Why did Laz ask how many Azul had in stock? Laz was curious to be honest as to how Azul restocked in the middle of space with seemingly nowhere but the planet Earth to go to and their diapers arn't anywhere near the quality of the MAGs that Azul wears. Laz didn't mean any offense after all Laz wears them too. If Azul ever had any questions for Laz he'd be sure to answer them just as Azul has answered all of Laz's questions over his variety of transmissions."
"Laz has a speech issue from his mortal years. Laz ran away from his kobold tribe when he was young because in a very bad winter they turned to canniblism. At the time Laz was an orphan so he was an easy pick to be eatten. Laz fled higher up into the moutain range above the kobold holdings since kobolds are coldblooded and the almost constant snow fall made the others not want to follow him. Eventually Laz was lucky enough to find an empty cave that happened to have a crack deep into the moutain where volcanic heat escaped from far below."
"Unfortunatly Laz was now stuck in his cave because without the heat Laz would freeze in the cold if he strayed too far away from the cave. Laz spent the next 5 years living in this cave with noboyd else to talk to. So to cope Laz started to talk to himself and Laz would say Laz because if he didn't nobody would. Ever since then it's been the way Laz talks. Laz hopes Azul or ALMA don't find it annoying."
"Unfortunatly Laz was now stuck in his cave because without the heat Laz would freeze in the cold if he strayed too far away from the cave. Laz spent the next 5 years living in this cave with noboyd else to talk to. So to cope Laz started to talk to himself and Laz would say Laz because if he didn't nobody would. Ever since then it's been the way Laz talks. Laz hopes Azul or ALMA don't find it annoying."
Considering he wasn't awake, I think we've got a fair enough start
ANY DAMAGES TO THE ARBITRATOR OR RELATED PROPERTY WILL BE BUILD TO THE DRAGON'S INSURANCE AGENTS.
...Don't think he has those.
THEN FROM HIS OWN FUNDS. IF THE INFORMATION IS ACCURATE, HE HAS A STEADY FLOW OF PRECIOUS GEMS...
Oooh shiny.
ANY DAMAGES TO THE ARBITRATOR OR RELATED PROPERTY WILL BE BUILD TO THE DRAGON'S INSURANCE AGENTS.
...Don't think he has those.
THEN FROM HIS OWN FUNDS. IF THE INFORMATION IS ACCURATE, HE HAS A STEADY FLOW OF PRECIOUS GEMS...
Oooh shiny.
Hm, point taken, but stilll, remember what your coversation was when he first wok up? You two didn't exactly go along. When he finds out about this however I think that conversations will be much much much worse.
Plus I realy doubt he'd be willing to talk about the teleportation usage with you or Alma from that point forward.
Plus I realy doubt he'd be willing to talk about the teleportation usage with you or Alma from that point forward.
CONSIDERING THE DRAGON IS UNABLE TO DO MUCH OF ANYTHING IN THE CELL, HE WOULD BE REQUIRED TO CORPORATE.
Oh now I get it. Your REQUIRED to take care of everything on my end because I'm employed. HIM on the other hand....
THAT IS CORRECT. IF HE WISHES TO REMAIN...COMFORTABLE...HE WILL GRANT OUR REQUEST TO SOME EXTENT.
Oh now I get it. Your REQUIRED to take care of everything on my end because I'm employed. HIM on the other hand....
THAT IS CORRECT. IF HE WISHES TO REMAIN...COMFORTABLE...HE WILL GRANT OUR REQUEST TO SOME EXTENT.
WHILE HE IS NOT A CREW MEMBER, MY ACTIONS WILL NOT PLACE HIM ANY IMMEDIATE DANGER. DISCOMFORT, HOWEVER, IS AN OPTION.
Wow...well it happened to me once in awhile now that I remember -_-
MY ACTIONS GOVERN THAT THE INFORMATION WILL BENEFIT OUR EFFORTS RETURNING HOME AZUL.
AND AS FOR YOUR INTERACTIONS, I WAS OBEYING THE HEALTH WARRANT THAT WAS ISSUED.
uh...huh...
Wow...well it happened to me once in awhile now that I remember -_-
MY ACTIONS GOVERN THAT THE INFORMATION WILL BENEFIT OUR EFFORTS RETURNING HOME AZUL.
AND AS FOR YOUR INTERACTIONS, I WAS OBEYING THE HEALTH WARRANT THAT WAS ISSUED.
uh...huh...
Considering how pridefull and self absorbed Spyro can be and how humiliating it would be for him if you did do that, esecialy if you actualy brocasted a scene of that to earth, making him a laughing stock... well I'm preety sure he'd crack sooner or later. Am defenetly interested to see how far he'll go tho.
THE MAG WILL REMAIN WHERE IT BELONGS AZUL....
IT SEEMS SOME DRAGONS HAVE A HIGH THRESHOLD...
....?.....??....Why are you looking at ME?
TO THEIR CREDIT, HOWEVER, SOME DRAGONS USE SUCH PRIDE CORRECTLY. FROM MY RESEARCH, SPYRO BEGAN MORE...ARROGANT I BELIEVE IS THE TERM...AS HE BECAME MORE INVOLVED IN WORLD AFFAIRS. WHILE THE PROCESS OF AN INTERROGATION IS NOT MY GOAL, PERHAPS IT WILL BE TO HIS BENEFIT.
IT SEEMS SOME DRAGONS HAVE A HIGH THRESHOLD...
....?.....??....Why are you looking at ME?
TO THEIR CREDIT, HOWEVER, SOME DRAGONS USE SUCH PRIDE CORRECTLY. FROM MY RESEARCH, SPYRO BEGAN MORE...ARROGANT I BELIEVE IS THE TERM...AS HE BECAME MORE INVOLVED IN WORLD AFFAIRS. WHILE THE PROCESS OF AN INTERROGATION IS NOT MY GOAL, PERHAPS IT WILL BE TO HIS BENEFIT.
Well when you have to grow up at at an extremely young age, face fears and dangers you never thought you would every other day, never get to find rest in between, act mature, learn several styles of not just combat, but magical breathes, save the world, and never really get a moment for yourself...
Well let's just say, I'm surprised he didn't use the diaper the moment he got in. Guess it was just stubborn pride.
Well let's just say, I'm surprised he didn't use the diaper the moment he got in. Guess it was just stubborn pride.
OUR GOAL WITH SPYRO IS TO EXTRACT THE INFORMATION HE POSSESS---
Not much.
---ON TRANS-DIMENSIONAL TRAVEL. WHETHER HE REQUIRES R&R-
Like Randall.
---OR NOT...IS NOT OUR CONCERN. CORRECT?
*shrugs* Well if he's going to be in the cell for awhile, having him NOT be a constant pain in the tail would make things easier.
...THAT IS A CORRECT STATEMENT. HOWEVER AZUL, CONSIDERING HE IS NOT A CREWMEMBER YOU MAY BE REQUIRED TO ASSIST IN MATTERS, SUCH AS, INDICATED IN THIS TRANSMISSION, CHANGING HIS---
NO HO HO HO...he's YOUR research specimen Alma. I'm just in the middle.
Not much.
---ON TRANS-DIMENSIONAL TRAVEL. WHETHER HE REQUIRES R&R-
Like Randall.
---OR NOT...IS NOT OUR CONCERN. CORRECT?
*shrugs* Well if he's going to be in the cell for awhile, having him NOT be a constant pain in the tail would make things easier.
...THAT IS A CORRECT STATEMENT. HOWEVER AZUL, CONSIDERING HE IS NOT A CREWMEMBER YOU MAY BE REQUIRED TO ASSIST IN MATTERS, SUCH AS, INDICATED IN THIS TRANSMISSION, CHANGING HIS---
NO HO HO HO...he's YOUR research specimen Alma. I'm just in the middle.
QUALIFICATIONS AND REVIEW BY THE ARBITRATOR PROJECT'S BOARD OF DIRECTORS, INCLUDING BACKGROUND CHECKS.
THERE IS, OF COURSE, THE OTHER FACT THAT HE IS A DIMENSION JUMPER AND NOT A CITIZEN.
Yeaaaahh...and considering said-board is back home ummm...yeaaahh...
THE DRAGON HAS INFORMED THAT HE KNOWS "LOTS ABOUT THAT KIND OF STUFF", TO QUOTE HIM, HOWEVER HE IS BEING...DIFFICULT IN GIVING THAT INFORMATION.
Hmmm...
THERE IS, OF COURSE, THE OTHER FACT THAT HE IS A DIMENSION JUMPER AND NOT A CITIZEN.
Yeaaaahh...and considering said-board is back home ummm...yeaaahh...
THE DRAGON HAS INFORMED THAT HE KNOWS "LOTS ABOUT THAT KIND OF STUFF", TO QUOTE HIM, HOWEVER HE IS BEING...DIFFICULT IN GIVING THAT INFORMATION.
Hmmm...
WHILE SPYRO IS A DIMENSIONAL HOPPER, HE DOES HAVE A HOME DIMENSION. THE LIZARD, RANDALL HOWEVER, WOULD BE HUNTED ON EARTH AND BE SUBJECTED TO THE EMOTIONAL WHIMS OF FELLOW MONSTERS, IN PART TO HIS REPTUATION AND WHAT THEY HAVE ESTABLISHED THERE ON HIM. ESSENTIALLY, RETURNING HIM TO EITHER WORLD WOULD DIRECTLY ENDANGER HIS LIFE.
FOR THE MOMENT, THE PURPLE DRAGON IS...MORE DIFFICULT. HOWEVER, WILL ENDEAVOR TO RETRIEVE THE INFORMATION. AS HE IS NOT A CREW MEMBER...I HAVE OPTIONS THAT CAN BE EXPLORED. OPTIONS I UNABLE TO PROCEED WITH IN AZUL'S CASE.
*nods* *nods*.....say what?
FOR THE MOMENT, THE PURPLE DRAGON IS...MORE DIFFICULT. HOWEVER, WILL ENDEAVOR TO RETRIEVE THE INFORMATION. AS HE IS NOT A CREW MEMBER...I HAVE OPTIONS THAT CAN BE EXPLORED. OPTIONS I UNABLE TO PROCEED WITH IN AZUL'S CASE.
*nods* *nods*.....say what?
And Spyro may have a choice in the end. Despite holding a home dimension the possibility may exist he doesn't want to return, or not so quickly anyway. Especially considering this delicate information provided by this transmission. As I stated, it would take time, but you would be able to create almost any outcome you desired of the Purple Dragon if you thought of what you wanted, and how to approach it so he'd want to agree to your plans.
Although I'm curious as to what these options are. Are they classified until procedure time? I can understand a potential data leak being hazardous to the upcoming experiments.
Although I'm curious as to what these options are. Are they classified until procedure time? I can understand a potential data leak being hazardous to the upcoming experiments.
Now that's just disgusting
WITH THE LACK OF OPPOSABLE THUMBS FOR THE TASK, HE WOULD BE INVITING UNNECESSARY TURMOIL FOR HIMSELF GIVEN HIS STATE.
I AM ALSO AUTHORIZED WITH THE USE OF PACIFICATION EQUIPMENT. I HAVE STUDIED THE PURPLE DRAGON'S UNIQUE ABILITIES, CURRENT AND LOST, AND AM CONFIDENT THAT HE WILL POSE NO VIABLE THREAT.
Plus, I think he needs those gems to go all sparky-sparky.
WITH THE LACK OF OPPOSABLE THUMBS FOR THE TASK, HE WOULD BE INVITING UNNECESSARY TURMOIL FOR HIMSELF GIVEN HIS STATE.
I AM ALSO AUTHORIZED WITH THE USE OF PACIFICATION EQUIPMENT. I HAVE STUDIED THE PURPLE DRAGON'S UNIQUE ABILITIES, CURRENT AND LOST, AND AM CONFIDENT THAT HE WILL POSE NO VIABLE THREAT.
Plus, I think he needs those gems to go all sparky-sparky.
Don't need claws to remove a MAG. Just a sharp corner, or potentially a well aimed fire breath. But you're well prepared irregardless. Guess the dragon's going to have to comply...or swallow his pride and wear that MAG for who knows how long.
Or maybe he'll swallow his pride AND comply? Time will tell.
Or maybe he'll swallow his pride AND comply? Time will tell.
I find that statement kind of weird.
...CONSIDERING YOUR PERSONALITY AZUL...
STOP...right...there.
IT IS INTERESTING THAT THE LIFEFORM LEON MENTIONS THE SHOW FEATURE "Equus ferus caballus" CONSIDERING THAT THE DRAGON IN QUESTION--
I feel kind of insulted for some reason
...CONSIDERING YOUR PERSONALITY AZUL...
STOP...right...there.
IT IS INTERESTING THAT THE LIFEFORM LEON MENTIONS THE SHOW FEATURE "Equus ferus caballus" CONSIDERING THAT THE DRAGON IN QUESTION--
I feel kind of insulted for some reason
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