Sergeant Lovejoy's harem dogs are now available for use to the general public.


Sgt. Lovejoy of  the_cranden_factor maintains a harem of lovely hounds for whenever his *ahem* needs... arise. They are the highest in genetic stock, for he only keeps the best around him. In previous years he was quite protective of his harem, letting no other creatures near his collection.


But now he has decided, based on certain influencing factors from the story that I won't get into here, to allow certain people access to his harem. For a small fee, an individual may secure the services of one of his dogs for the night, or be allowed to watch as two of his dogs have their way with each other.


There are some stipulations, however:

1. Each dog may be used only once with an individual from outside the harem.
2. Each dog may be used only two times with another dog from within the harem.
3. Sergeant Lovejoy himself will not be available for services. He is the master, after all.


The fee for each dog is the same, regardless of sex or size.


Prices and other things:
$15 buys a flat-colored drawing of any two dogs listed here.
$20 buys a flat-colored drawing of any dog listed here, and one other character.
Payment is through PayPal, and payment is required before the drawing will be started.
If you're interested, post here :3


Some things to note
-All these dogs are feral in build. That means they all walk on four legs, but are capable of showing emotion and speaking.
-Fredriika and Thuster are siblings. Their mother is Zap and their father is Pepper Pop.
-Little Katydid is the daughter of Cricket.



In case you're wondering, the breeds are as follows:
Females
Large
Belgian Tervuren, Great Dane, Irish Wolfhound, two Greyhounds, Rough Collie, two Salukis, Sloughi
Medium
Shetland Sheepdog, American Pit Bull Terrier, Alaskan Husky, Bull Terrier, Porcelaine, English Springer Spaniel
Small
Whippet, Norwegian Lundehund, Alaskan Klee Kai, Border Terrier
Males
Large
Two Greyhounds, Great Dane, Rough Collie, Scottish Deerhound, Leonberger
Medium
Standard Poodle, American Pit Bull Terrier, Alaskan Husky
Small
Whippet, Dandie Dinmont Terrier