>post picture to real life friends of marker collection
>conversation starts about flesh colour markers, steamrolls into jokes about me drawing porn
Friend1: I want to see an anime style DRAGON doing it with an anime style SMARTCAR
and they BOTH better have huge fucking eyes
>me, F1, F2 toss some DFC jokes about
F1's fiance: Late joining in here but i wanna play devils advocate.... What colour is "flesh"colour?
F1: It could be the color of dragon flesh.
Me: EVERY COLOUR OF DRAGON
I GOT METALLICS, CHROMATICS, GEMSTONE, PRIMALS, FAERIE
I WILL DRAW EVERY GODDAMN DRAGONS
WE GOT SAND DRAGONS, SHADOW DRAGONS, DRACOLICH COLOURS
MORE DRAGONS THAN YOU NEED TO GET CRUSADER MAGICITES
My dear, oblivious mother: There are no longer problems because with this many and variety, there can only be solutions! Draw ALL the dragons my child.

me: ..... .......... ........................... >links mother to DFC in a private message

SHE HASN'T REPLIED SINCE

GUYS, I THINK I BROKE MY MOTHER :C