I am with the title on this one.

What is this...I don't even....

Love the tenderness of her doting licks :3

or he. get that mixed up alot around here

female definately female.

Good. had to break the chain somewhere with guessing wrong. Bit of an ambush when the char pulls a wee out ;3

Cute pic

So the harem is more like a menagerie of pets, which exist to be hugged, petted, kissed, and playfully tormented.

Prettymuch spot on. I love peoples assumption (and hate it too) that all of my distant crushes, David tennant, daniel radcliff, Stephen merchant, starscream... are all wrapped up in a sexual fantasy. They arent. Sure Im attracted to them physically but I would have a hard time just having flings with any of them (real or imagined) without a ring, its not in my nature and I have a hard time with it.

I tend to dissapoint my poor minions who expect otherwise from ther maiden Overlord :p

personally i'd think it more along the lines of "things to cuddle!"

her who try make the boy falling in temptation.
I prefer don't be his place.

"Allright minions, new round of bets. Which evil person is she going to want to lick next?"
"I'll bet $5 on Discord!"
"Don't be a piker! $20 says it's Dr Horrible. He sings."
"What do you bet Higgins? Higgins!?"
"...Why does she even HAVE that keyhole?"

to put my key? its not my fault you can see all the way through? heehhehhehheehehheeh maybe...

In other news, Cpl. Higgins received a commendation for being perceptive. An evil organization needs thinkers like him, darn it.

Well, we did suggest an electronic lock, with swipe card, overlord...

well I say I wouldnt mind being in his place at all. I actually like company more than what she said, sexy times.

If decepticons could BSOD, I'm sure he just did :P

the question is in this state do i still need a computer tech or can i just take him to a shrink? :p also do decepticons run an operating system? questions!

Decepticons are the bad guys, right? Therefore they get windows! I never have an issue with my older macbook! Yet my windows installs, even on my high end gaming machine, always give me trouble. (though, honsetly, I enjoy using both of those OSs)

Poor starscream.

Now how is he going to attempt to overthrow megatron(again) if you broke him? :O

I could just see him having a complete psychotic break and become a total hippie after this.

Either that or he'd just go catatonic. Either way....

That last line reminds me of a line from Kenichi, The Greatest Disciple.

"Akesami! I think I broke Kenichi!" -- Miu.

^_^


-- Stephen

This just begs to be animated =p

Huh. Did not know that. Ah well. I assumed my duties running the dungeon precluded me from joining any harems in the base. Besides, not only do I have my own love I seek to woo, if "sexy times" aren't going to happen, then my skills with whips, rope, and chains probably aren't needed.

But... if you're having trouble with any member of the harem, I'm sure I could think of something to "persuade" them to behave. All else fails, I've managed to procure some new chains, the first shipment of which arrived last night. They're supposed to be able to hold down even werewolves and dragons (so they claim), but I'm not sure I believe them. I thought of testing them on Wolfbane to find out, but my Common Sense pounced upon that idea and gave it a messy death.

Anyway, the dungeon's clean again, we're fully staffed, and I've plugged up all the rat holes. If you need me for anything, I'll be starting the industrial boiler. Someone's just begging to be deep fried...

Y'know, that is a wonderful alternative concept for a harem.
also, human+fur dynamic, always a plus to see n.n