This is, in short, complete and utter crap.

That aside, I just decided to throw it up here because it's something I did on my old keyboard... from November of 2005, actually. All the same, I wouldn't mind re-doing it someday, and certainly adding more to it. But all in due time, of course.

Considering the pathetic nature of this piece, it will be moved to scraps in 24 hours.