In addition to our Secret Santa, we do something called "Secret Satan", where we get the worst gift possible for one unlucky person. Kito, however, hates -nothing-, sooooo, I went for the lulz, and desecrated some classic artwork

Kito (the husky) © himself
Uzanti (the black arachnophobic dragon) © himself
American Gothic © Grant Wood
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