You know what really used to piss me off? Being so in to something that you do all sorts of research on it and find that no one bothers to put the mind flayer in any new clothes. Every single one of them wears the same goddamn leather dress. You'd THINK that a people as lordly and egotistical as they are would BOTHER to abduct a few gay tailors from some surfacer city to clothe their bodies. Which, by humanoid standards, look like a 7 foot tall 10 year old girl. You know. The hipster ideal.

It really frustrates me. So it's time to make some outfits for myself. ONE DAY I will play a mind flayer character in an abberation game and it will be the most fucking FABULOUS bitch to ever live.

Whatever. I'm not weird for thinking they're hot. They're hermaphroditic, not asexual.