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Rock python Greer being interviewed, talking about various things like his past, his clothes, his kinks, dom and subbies... "snake stuff", as he would probably say. I did this because I somehow wanted to get to know him better, now that he exists for a bit more than three years.
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This was very nice =) If I were your friend irl, I would let you put your feet around my face as you described while watching tv hehe. Respectful doms are sometimes hard to find, and the fact that you are a snake just makes it really cool! Great interview, and such a great snake hehe =) This was quite a pleasure to read.
And here's the story for those who cannot download it.
Interview with your char
So, people, welcome to „Interview with your char“. Here I’ll try to introduce my char a bit closer, and perhaps I do this mostly for me, to get to know him better. Dunno, think it’s an experiment, right? Anyway, tonight’s guest is... Greer, the anthropomorphic rock python! Heyho, Greer!
Greer: Greetingsss, hehe!
Yep, there we hear the sssnake inside you. Greer, nice to have you here tonight. And yes, it is definitely you. Anthro python, bandshirt, red shorts and, of course, sneakers. And now to my first question: those red shorts... erm...
Ha, I know what you mean. You know, that happened when my player ordered one of the first pics with me. He told the artist to give me a RED shirt and BLACK shorts, and the artist totally did it the other way round. This pic was then again often used as a reference for other pics, so there were more and more pics with me wearing these damn red shorts. And meanwhile I have to say that I like `em. My trust old red 70s style disco shorts. *chuckles*
I’d also say they suit you quite nicely. And who knows? Perhaps one day the good old 70s will be hip and trendy again, right?
Yeah, red shorts, disco music and ugly haircuts! Let the good old times roll again, I’d say!
Ah, am NOT so sure of that, but anyway! Greer, let’s move on to the next garment you usually use: the bandshirt. That’s a shirt with logos or pics of bands, and you’ve got plenty of those. Now I did give some of the bands shown on your shirts a try, and... oh my gawd. You’re really listening to some sick shit.
Ha, yeah, I’m quite into heavy metal stuff, mostly death metal. Dunno... you can get used to it.
Again I’m not so sure of that. To me it sounds like.. erm...
...a traffic accident? Like SCREEECH! BANG! BAM! SMASH! AAAARGH! SCREAM! KA-BOOM! MOOOO!
...very well put, yeah. XD
Hehe, was the same here when I listened to that stuff for the first time. But I really like it, as death metal is quite diversified. Slow stuff, midtempo stuff, brutal stuff, everything’s there. But the most important thing for me is the energy and honesty of this music. You know, bands that play this kind of stuff won‘t make much money with it, as only comparably few peeps listen to this. The fact that these bands nonetheless play this stuff means they aren’t interested in big cash, instead they play it because it‘s the music they WANT to play, the music they FEEL. That’s what I mean with „honesty“. And the raw energy of this music suits rather „primal“ snakes as a python, I guess.
Okay, just wonder why honesty must be this noisy and chaotic... oh well, perhaps this might also explain why snakes usually are almost deaf, no? So, Greer, last but not least: your, well... shall I say trademark? The sneakers. Snakes and sneakers really is an interesting combination, I’d say.
Oh yeah, but I dunno if that’s a trademark. I simply can’t think of any shoes that are more comfy. Sneakers are super, keeping my soles nicely soft, too.
Not only soft, I guess, but that’s something we’ll discuss a little bit later. Say, how’s life as an anthro snake? Were you anthropomorphic from the very start, you know, born as an anthro?
Nope, actually I was born as a, well... „normal“ feral python, and I spent seven or eight years of my life slithering through the namibian savannah, doing snake stuff.
Snake stuff.
Aye, like constricting things, eating, mating, trying no to be eaten by others. Snake stuff.
Snake stuff, okay. But since you are anthro right now as we speak, something must have happened inbetween, I guess.
Yeah, around four years ago I was caught by a science team and brought to a small laboratory for genetic experiments.
Ouch...
*chuckles* Nah, honestly it wasn‘t THAT bad. Okay, I think those scientists just saw me more as a „thing“ they could experiment with rather than a creature with feelings and emotions. But they treated me quite okayish. They conducted some experiments, weren‘t satisfied with the outcome, as nothing happened, and brought me back to the savannah. Well... some days later I had a very uneasy night, woke up and had all these arms and legs and stuff. *laughs* Guess in the end those scientists weren’t patient enough.
And how did you get along with those, well... drastic changes?
Better than expected. Took me a while, but I thought: Man, if a gazelle manages to use FOUR legs, then a fully grown, smart and handsome python (of whom is he talking here? : P) should absolutely be able to use at least two legs. And that helped me.
Ha, I bet! But since humans did that to you, how do you feel about humans now? Any feelings of vengeance?
Naaah, really not. As I said, those scientists treated me okay. And you can’t hate a whole species just because five or six of them gave you some trouble. Plus I have to say that for me things definitely improved after I, erm... anthropomorphed. It was as if someone gave me a completely new life. So I’m even grateful for that.
So you don‘t miss the feral times? Let’s say a fairy grants you the possibility of reversing all that, so you’ll wake up as a feral python again.
*stern look* I would coil my tail around that fairy and sloooowly squeeze it until it’s face turns nicely blueish, then squeeze it even harder and into some bloody pulp, you betcha! Nooo, buddy, never ever feral! The life of a feral python is anything but exciting. You lurk around, lay somewhere in the dense grass and wait for prey, always aware of the fact that someone else could see YOU as prey at the same time. Nature can be damn cruel, believe me. I saw lotsa really bad things, that’s absolutely sufficient for the rest of my life.
So you’d say anthro for the world, I take it.
Ab-so-lute-ly! I’m so happy with my anthro life, with all these things I can do now. Walking, for example, is MUCH nicer than slithering. I mean, there really is a difference between stepping into dog poo with one foot or slithering through buffalo poo with your whole body.
Oh yes, Greer... more details, please... >.<
*chuckles* Sorry. Well, and all the other things I am able to do now. Interacting with other beings, finding friends... reading, listening to music... oh, and relaxing! Really, as a feral snake you can’t relax, there’s always trouble and danger nearby. As an anthro I can just close the door, hop on my couch and relax with music, snake chips and coffee. It’s a precious life as an anthro.
Okay, so we obviously do have quite a happy anthro python here. Well, you mentioned finding friends. As far as I know there aren‘t too many snakes out there in the fandom, would you agree?
Definitely. And that’s something I often get when it comes to anthropomorphic beings. „Oh, a snake! What a rare sight!“ So, yeah, not too many fellow snakes around, you’re right.
Could you imagine why? I mean we do have... well... literally TONS of foxes, wolves, tigers, canines and felines in general, dragons also are quite often to be seen, but why so very few snakies?
Well, I think the problem is that a lot of people are afraid of snakes. You know, the common stuff: snakes are slimy, icky, they look like oversized worms. Well, and then of course the methods we use for killing our prey, like poison or constriction. And, on top of that: „GAAAAH, they swallow their prey whole!“ *grins* I think not too many people would like to invite a snake to the next restaurant. Oh, and since we’re at it: I guess not too many people like to see a snake doing this: *he unhinges his jaws and opens them wide*
*Gulp!* Oh... impressive, but could you please...
*He shuts his jaws again* Hehe, sorry. But yeah, I think these are some common prejudices people might have, plus the fact that snakes simply don‘t have the best reputation in the western culture. I mean, look at the bible, for example. It was a SNAKE that tempted Eve to eat the forbidden fruit, so God kicked her and Adam out of the paradise. NOT that Eve couldn’t simply have said „No, thanks...“ or such.
Hehe, yeah. And how do you snakes think about that today? Do you feel guilty?
*chuckles* Well, I am quite sure Eve just suffered from some bad case of indigestion, and the snake simply wanted to help and said „Here, try this fruit! An apple a day keeps the doctor away!“
*laughs* Yeah, sure! But say, without too many snakes around, do you sometimes feel a bit lonely?
Nope, not at all. First of all I have a lot of super nice non-snake friends, and, as I just said, even if snakes are not often to be seen in the fandom, they ARE out there. I know an anthro ball python called Zavis, for example. Then there is TwistedSnake, an anthro rattler, and Seth, an anthro anaconda hybrid. Plus there are non anthro snakes out there, too, like fellow python Jajuka. And I think, without me wanting to sound arrogant, as a rare species you definitely attract attention. At least I often have it that other furs are curious enough to come closer and closer until they’re, mmh... in reach, if you know what I mean.
Sure thing, in reach of your feet, right? And that brings me to my next question: a snake alone is obviously not really common in the fandom... but a snake with a feet even less so. Snake and feet, is that twice as weird?
*laughs* Toe-tally!
Now let me put it like this: you don’t use your feet only for walking, right?
*smirks deviously* Nah, I also use them for standing on them, kicking stuff...
...and for, well... face massages, am I right?
*laughs again* YAY for euphemism, I say!
Greer, let me be honest: I guess when it comes to the fetish list of an anthro python, at least 134% of all people would expect things like vore and beathplay. Coiling around someone, constriction, swallowing someone whole, such stuff. And now YOU show up with a foot fetish! I mean... that’s SO OFF for a snake!
*grins even broader* Well, as an anthro python I simply CAN’T coil around someone, even if me trying to do that must be quite a hilarious sight. And vore... you know, swallowing prey whole is so damn terrible and painful, and as a feral python I had enough of that and can‘t see it as a kink that gives me joy and fun, really. But yeah, definitely I have a foot fetish, I can’t deny. But if you now ask why I have that...
Hehe, and that would’ve been my next question...
...I can only say: dunno. I don’t have a clue. Is it because snakes usually don‘t have feet, so I, as an anthro snake, am totally fascinated by them? Or is it because snakes usually have their heads very close to the ground, so the first part of another being they see or feel is usually a foot or paw? Really, no idea. And I honestly stopped thinking about why I have it or where I got it. Fact is: I DO have such a fetish, so why not simply enjoying it?
Well put. Of course the question is: who does enjoy it the most? Is that really you or the poor beings UNDER your feet?
*laughs* Oooh, I think that’s paw-fectly balanced. And of course, since I have TWO feet, the balance is even better when I have TWO victims. *winks*
As far as I know you’re mostly playing the dominant part in the fandom. Now ARE you really a dominant snake in real life, or do you „only“ live up to other people’s expectations? You seem to be a rather calm and sympathetic guy, not a snarling and demanding master.
Ahhh, difficult... uh... *he scratches his chin with his tailtip, quite a funny sight to behold.* I think a lot of people expect it, yeah, perhaps mostly because as a python I am a predator, and for most people predators mean aggression, violence, mercilessness, all that. If that’s what makes someone dominant in people’s eyes, then I might be more of an actor, as in fact I am quite a calm and mild person in real life, you’re right here. But it depends a little on what your idea of „dominance“ is.
Well, I’d go for this master and slave thing, I guess.
Oh yeah! *he nods eagerly* You know, then I am really an actor. For me things like „dominance“ and „superiority“ do not necessarily mean this „master“ and „slave“ relationship, you know? Like „I am the master, because I am godlike and divine and can force you into stuff, and you’re the slave because you’re an unworthy worm whom I could simply crush.“ I think such doms easily forget about respect, and this is something one should never forget about, that’s also something you learn as a feral being. For me „dominance“ or „superiority“ means that I am ABLE to get my victim under my feet. Yeah? I am able to overwhelm it, so instead of that „master and slave“ thing I would rather say that for me dominance is more of a „predator and prey“ relationship. I do respect my prey, it’s just that I am able to put it under my feet, and not vice versa. But that doesn’t mean that my prey is of less value than me. It’s just that I won the fight, and my prey lost it. Perhaps next time my prey escapes my grasp, or perhaps next time I meet someone who is able to overpower me, who knows?
Mhm, I think I get your idea. But now if someone approaches you and asks you to put him or her under your feet, so that you don’t have to overpower him at all. What’s that, then?
*laughs* A horny footslut!
Greer, please... : P
Yeeaah, sorry. Well, this is also some kind of dominance, as I again am able to get that person under my feet, even if the person allows me to do it. I’d call that „mild dominance“, as I don‘t have to use force.
Okay, but now back to my original question: ARE you dominant in real life, or do you just „play“ it?
Mhh, let me put it like this: of course in real life I am NOT running around in town, forcing people under my feet, and as I said, I’m a rather calm snake. But if I know that someone is into feet, I’ll happily let them have mine. I enjoy having someone sniffing them, massaging them, all that, yep. So when it comes to the fetish side, I definitely am dominant, but not in a „master and slave“ way. I would definitely also like to simply force my feet into the face of someone, yeah. Let‘s say a buddy of mine is watching TV, then I can definitely imagine sneaking up and trying to have their face between my soles. But that’s all playful stuff, of course, and I would only do it if I am certain that this buddy really is into feet.
So you’d agree when I’d say: you’re dom, but not bossy.
Yeah, that’s it, I guess. You know, I identified two types of subbies up to now. Type 1 really LOVES being dominated. They WANT to be forced, they want their dom to be brutal and dangerous, they want to be threatened. They see themselves as „slaves“, as property of their master. I think for these people it’s quite nice that I am not only playing the dom, but also am a predator. I mean, even if us rock pythons aren’t too aggressive, we ARE able to kill really big prey, so of course we pose a threat, and you wouldn’t mess around with us. So we are intimidating, and the type 1 subby likes exactly that.
Type 2, however, wants their dom more as some kind of big buddy. They want a more gentle dom, someone who is still able to force them into stuff, but who usually doesn‘t use force and treats them with respect, also lends them a shoulder and is simply there for them, if needed. And I guess that’s the dominant role I like best.
But you WOULD also play the „hardcore dom“ if people ask you for it?
Yep, that’s what I’d do. As I said, I love the dominant role, love having someone underfoot, and of course my subbies shall get what they want. But the TRUE dom within me is the more gentle one. Cunning, sneaky, yeah, it may happen that I suddenly press my feet into your face, just for fun, but that’s me being playful while still respecting others.
But as a dominant being... don’t you feel as if you’re always the one that let others have fun?
Oh, I do get a lot of fun out of that myself, rest assured. I said it, I really LOVE the feeling of having someone under my soles, feeling them sniffing and breathing down there. That gets me going, plus I do get super footrubs all the time, too. I absolutely can’t complain, my subbies are very, very generous.
Heh, sounds like a good deal, then. Greer, now a perhaps somewhat private question: how ARE your feet in general? Some people describe them as really nasty smelling, youself mostly say they are NOT that bad.
*grins* Of course I say so! Would you visit my shop if I’d tell you that the things I sell are of bad quality and uber expensive?
So does that mean your feet do smell that nasty?
Concerning the fact that snakes usually don‘t have feet at all I’d say the smell of my feet is indeed quite strong. *chuckles*
Greer... come on now... please turn the „lurking predator“ mode off...
Okay, mmmh... *he gets this somewhat devious look again...* ...hard to explain... how about you finding out for yourself?
Nice try, Greer, but I’d really would like you explaining that. : P
*grins* Awww, okay. Well, honestly, and in ALL honesty, they are NOT that bad. I guess one problem is that some people still know my predecessor, an anthro megaraptor called Talon, who really had rank feet and was able to overpower his victims with the smell of his feet alone. So they think that I retained that foot power. Another big problem is that a lot of people are generaly thinking that feet are gross. Sweaty, smelly, all that, which of course is a complete headfuck. As soon as they spot a pair of bare feet they go „EEEW!“, which is so damn childish and stupid. Such people tend to hide their feet in shoes, and then their feet of course develop some kind of musk, so their conclusion is: ALL feet smell! Oh, boy...
Okay, but I also think that feet can smell really bad...
True, true, and that’s something I also do not like and try to avoid. I know people who love a strong scent, but I also know people who prefer it to be more mild, and some prefer feet squeaky clean. It depends on what people want, then they’ll get my feet accordingly.
So you can somehow control the scent of your paws?
Aye, actually it’s quite easy. As I said, my feet generally are very harmless, as I take good care of them. They‘re washed regularly, mostly with ice cold water. I use a fresh pair of socks each and every day, and because I have a lot of shoes I change those regularly, too. So my feet usually have a hard time developing a strong scent. Well, of course if I am wearing my running shoes on warm days my feet DO smell, but it’s never intense. But if people want my paws to be more powerful, I can fix that. I just wear my sneakers without socks, and within some hours they are much more powerful than usual. Or on cold days I use double socks, which is also effective. Another method I use is that I only rinse my feet in the evening with cold water, to remove sweat and to refresh them, but without completely killing the scent I built up during the day. So my feet do have a certain scent, but still are fresh and clean. Well, and if people want my feet totally clean, I’ll wash them until my subbies need sunglasses, so they’re not blinded. It really depends on what people ask me for. But personally I don’t like gross and repulsive musk, so you won’t have my feet like that.
Sounds healthy to me. Greer, now you also do have a breathplay kink, something I’d definitely expect of a giant snake. But you’re not only using strangling/constricting techniques with your tail, you also have this foot smother thing, and I think I may say that you’re quite well known for that method. Would you agree?
Oh, pfff... *again this cute and thoughtful tailtipscratching of his chin* Hard to say. You know, I think there is a difference between foot sniffing and foot smothering. For sniffing it would be enough if I take off my shoes and socks and hold my feet up close to your nose. But as soon as I touch your face with my feet I’d already call that smothering. And this is something that a damn lot people do. If other furs use their feet against me they usually press them into my face, so that there’s physical contact between the soles and my face. Technically that’s smothering, I’d say, and that is quite common.
But still you often go one step further and try to, well... suffocate people with your feet. And that’s something that NOT too many peeps do out there in the fandom.
Mmh, if you call THAT foot smothering, then yes, you may be right. I also saw other people doing that, but for me it’s the main method when it comes to breathplay, yeah. So I guess if you have an anthro snake that suffocates its prey by foot smothering it might be me. *laughs*
What is so fascinating about this foot smother thing?
For me it is simply a superb combination of my two main kinks: feet and breathplay. I like paws, I like breathplay, and foot smother techniques allow me to enjoy both. Plus it’s a very useful method for... ahem... „persuading“ my prey or teach it a lesson. You know, with a gun you can either threaten or kill. Suffocating someone until they panic, but without killing them, is much better, though, and foot smothering is damn effective and, err... sexy, if I may say so.
*grins * You may, you may, I allow you. Plus it also is quite humiliating, I guess.
Oh yeah. Until your breathing stops completely the only stuff you CAN breathe is the smell of two python feet. Quite humiliating, for sure. Hehe, and believe me, even someone who absolutely HATES footmusk will be happy to inhale it as long as this means they ARE able to breathe.
So you think we should throw all foot haters to your feet, then?
Mmmh, I guess I’d happily teach them that lesson.
Haha, what a pedagogical snake we have here.
Dunno, perhaps more like pedigogical? *chuckles*
How about lending a helpful hand/foot?
Deal!
Word! Greer, now let’s go even more private... yiff! As far as I know you are not into genitals and stuff, right?
Yep, yep, right.
Greer, now with you being part of the furry fandom I can’t simply ask „Why aren’t you into yiff?“, I have to ask „How DARE you NOT being into yiff???“
Haha, shame on me! Well, it’s simple, I don’t get anything out of yiff and genitals. Sexual activities are just not my thing. I mean I CAN do footjobs, yeah, but only for really close people, and even then it’s not something I can do each and every day.
How about cuddling?
Um... you really wanna ask a GIANT SNAKE about cuddling?
The non-lethal version, please. : P
Aaah, okay! *chuckles* Well, cuddling is also possible and much easier for me to do than anything that has to do with genitals.
Now I’d be bloody curious to know how other furs react here. Don’t they think you’re strange, weird, different, alone, suspicious and deserving capital punishment?
*laughs* Damn straight here! Yeah, I think I already did disappoint the one or the other fur when I told them that genitals aren’t my thing. It’s as if someone offers me a super complicated french menu, and I reply with „Ah, thanks, but I’d prefer a hamburger and some fries“.
That’s HERESY!
I KNOW!
CRIME!
INTO EVERLASTING FIRE!
DEATH PENALTY!
Okay! *pretends to unlace his sneakers*
Naaah, it’s okay, you’re reprieved! Still... it IS a bit strange. A furry, but not into yiff. Where has this world come to?
Awww, no, I didn’t say it’s totally impossible. It’s just not my priority.
Okay, how about a scale? From 1, not important, to 10, very important. Yiff!
Mmmh, around 2, I say.
Breathplay?
Ah, 8! 8 to 9, even!
Feet?
Mmmh... 25!
Ah yeah. : P Ah, well, since we’re at your feet again... you have a faible for Asics shoes, hm? How comes? Simply the best brand for snake feet?
Oh, it‘s because of the name itself, with the two „s“ in it. Asssicsss, it sounds hissy, if you know what I mean. So I thought that hissy sounding brand would suit me as a snake quite nicely.
Just because of that? Asics means „anima sana in corpore sano“, meaning „a healthy mind in a healthy body“. You’d say that would suit you, too?
Ha, really? For me Asics always meant „a strong intense cheesy smell“, and...
Oh... my... gawd! XD Okay, so much for Greer’s healthy mind! If any Asics employee should read this, Greer’s just joking, really!
Aye, totally! Asics rules! *does victory sign*
Greer, our time’s over, thanks for stepping by. The last words are yours!
Well, thanks for this interview, I’d simply would like to say hello to everyone I know, and sorry to everyone who had some more aromatic nasal contact with my feet. And remember, kids: when it comes to foot musk or religion, a bit is nice, but overdoses are nasty!
And I also think it really should be a snake when it comes to comparing foot musk with religion. XD Thanks for your attention, guys, and if you want to contact Greer... or have physical contact with snake feet... go for it!
Interview with your char
So, people, welcome to „Interview with your char“. Here I’ll try to introduce my char a bit closer, and perhaps I do this mostly for me, to get to know him better. Dunno, think it’s an experiment, right? Anyway, tonight’s guest is... Greer, the anthropomorphic rock python! Heyho, Greer!
Greer: Greetingsss, hehe!
Yep, there we hear the sssnake inside you. Greer, nice to have you here tonight. And yes, it is definitely you. Anthro python, bandshirt, red shorts and, of course, sneakers. And now to my first question: those red shorts... erm...
Ha, I know what you mean. You know, that happened when my player ordered one of the first pics with me. He told the artist to give me a RED shirt and BLACK shorts, and the artist totally did it the other way round. This pic was then again often used as a reference for other pics, so there were more and more pics with me wearing these damn red shorts. And meanwhile I have to say that I like `em. My trust old red 70s style disco shorts. *chuckles*
I’d also say they suit you quite nicely. And who knows? Perhaps one day the good old 70s will be hip and trendy again, right?
Yeah, red shorts, disco music and ugly haircuts! Let the good old times roll again, I’d say!
Ah, am NOT so sure of that, but anyway! Greer, let’s move on to the next garment you usually use: the bandshirt. That’s a shirt with logos or pics of bands, and you’ve got plenty of those. Now I did give some of the bands shown on your shirts a try, and... oh my gawd. You’re really listening to some sick shit.
Ha, yeah, I’m quite into heavy metal stuff, mostly death metal. Dunno... you can get used to it.
Again I’m not so sure of that. To me it sounds like.. erm...
...a traffic accident? Like SCREEECH! BANG! BAM! SMASH! AAAARGH! SCREAM! KA-BOOM! MOOOO!
...very well put, yeah. XD
Hehe, was the same here when I listened to that stuff for the first time. But I really like it, as death metal is quite diversified. Slow stuff, midtempo stuff, brutal stuff, everything’s there. But the most important thing for me is the energy and honesty of this music. You know, bands that play this kind of stuff won‘t make much money with it, as only comparably few peeps listen to this. The fact that these bands nonetheless play this stuff means they aren’t interested in big cash, instead they play it because it‘s the music they WANT to play, the music they FEEL. That’s what I mean with „honesty“. And the raw energy of this music suits rather „primal“ snakes as a python, I guess.
Okay, just wonder why honesty must be this noisy and chaotic... oh well, perhaps this might also explain why snakes usually are almost deaf, no? So, Greer, last but not least: your, well... shall I say trademark? The sneakers. Snakes and sneakers really is an interesting combination, I’d say.
Oh yeah, but I dunno if that’s a trademark. I simply can’t think of any shoes that are more comfy. Sneakers are super, keeping my soles nicely soft, too.
Not only soft, I guess, but that’s something we’ll discuss a little bit later. Say, how’s life as an anthro snake? Were you anthropomorphic from the very start, you know, born as an anthro?
Nope, actually I was born as a, well... „normal“ feral python, and I spent seven or eight years of my life slithering through the namibian savannah, doing snake stuff.
Snake stuff.
Aye, like constricting things, eating, mating, trying no to be eaten by others. Snake stuff.
Snake stuff, okay. But since you are anthro right now as we speak, something must have happened inbetween, I guess.
Yeah, around four years ago I was caught by a science team and brought to a small laboratory for genetic experiments.
Ouch...
*chuckles* Nah, honestly it wasn‘t THAT bad. Okay, I think those scientists just saw me more as a „thing“ they could experiment with rather than a creature with feelings and emotions. But they treated me quite okayish. They conducted some experiments, weren‘t satisfied with the outcome, as nothing happened, and brought me back to the savannah. Well... some days later I had a very uneasy night, woke up and had all these arms and legs and stuff. *laughs* Guess in the end those scientists weren’t patient enough.
And how did you get along with those, well... drastic changes?
Better than expected. Took me a while, but I thought: Man, if a gazelle manages to use FOUR legs, then a fully grown, smart and handsome python (of whom is he talking here? : P) should absolutely be able to use at least two legs. And that helped me.
Ha, I bet! But since humans did that to you, how do you feel about humans now? Any feelings of vengeance?
Naaah, really not. As I said, those scientists treated me okay. And you can’t hate a whole species just because five or six of them gave you some trouble. Plus I have to say that for me things definitely improved after I, erm... anthropomorphed. It was as if someone gave me a completely new life. So I’m even grateful for that.
So you don‘t miss the feral times? Let’s say a fairy grants you the possibility of reversing all that, so you’ll wake up as a feral python again.
*stern look* I would coil my tail around that fairy and sloooowly squeeze it until it’s face turns nicely blueish, then squeeze it even harder and into some bloody pulp, you betcha! Nooo, buddy, never ever feral! The life of a feral python is anything but exciting. You lurk around, lay somewhere in the dense grass and wait for prey, always aware of the fact that someone else could see YOU as prey at the same time. Nature can be damn cruel, believe me. I saw lotsa really bad things, that’s absolutely sufficient for the rest of my life.
So you’d say anthro for the world, I take it.
Ab-so-lute-ly! I’m so happy with my anthro life, with all these things I can do now. Walking, for example, is MUCH nicer than slithering. I mean, there really is a difference between stepping into dog poo with one foot or slithering through buffalo poo with your whole body.
Oh yes, Greer... more details, please... >.<
*chuckles* Sorry. Well, and all the other things I am able to do now. Interacting with other beings, finding friends... reading, listening to music... oh, and relaxing! Really, as a feral snake you can’t relax, there’s always trouble and danger nearby. As an anthro I can just close the door, hop on my couch and relax with music, snake chips and coffee. It’s a precious life as an anthro.
Okay, so we obviously do have quite a happy anthro python here. Well, you mentioned finding friends. As far as I know there aren‘t too many snakes out there in the fandom, would you agree?
Definitely. And that’s something I often get when it comes to anthropomorphic beings. „Oh, a snake! What a rare sight!“ So, yeah, not too many fellow snakes around, you’re right.
Could you imagine why? I mean we do have... well... literally TONS of foxes, wolves, tigers, canines and felines in general, dragons also are quite often to be seen, but why so very few snakies?
Well, I think the problem is that a lot of people are afraid of snakes. You know, the common stuff: snakes are slimy, icky, they look like oversized worms. Well, and then of course the methods we use for killing our prey, like poison or constriction. And, on top of that: „GAAAAH, they swallow their prey whole!“ *grins* I think not too many people would like to invite a snake to the next restaurant. Oh, and since we’re at it: I guess not too many people like to see a snake doing this: *he unhinges his jaws and opens them wide*
*Gulp!* Oh... impressive, but could you please...
*He shuts his jaws again* Hehe, sorry. But yeah, I think these are some common prejudices people might have, plus the fact that snakes simply don‘t have the best reputation in the western culture. I mean, look at the bible, for example. It was a SNAKE that tempted Eve to eat the forbidden fruit, so God kicked her and Adam out of the paradise. NOT that Eve couldn’t simply have said „No, thanks...“ or such.
Hehe, yeah. And how do you snakes think about that today? Do you feel guilty?
*chuckles* Well, I am quite sure Eve just suffered from some bad case of indigestion, and the snake simply wanted to help and said „Here, try this fruit! An apple a day keeps the doctor away!“
*laughs* Yeah, sure! But say, without too many snakes around, do you sometimes feel a bit lonely?
Nope, not at all. First of all I have a lot of super nice non-snake friends, and, as I just said, even if snakes are not often to be seen in the fandom, they ARE out there. I know an anthro ball python called Zavis, for example. Then there is TwistedSnake, an anthro rattler, and Seth, an anthro anaconda hybrid. Plus there are non anthro snakes out there, too, like fellow python Jajuka. And I think, without me wanting to sound arrogant, as a rare species you definitely attract attention. At least I often have it that other furs are curious enough to come closer and closer until they’re, mmh... in reach, if you know what I mean.
Sure thing, in reach of your feet, right? And that brings me to my next question: a snake alone is obviously not really common in the fandom... but a snake with a feet even less so. Snake and feet, is that twice as weird?
*laughs* Toe-tally!
Now let me put it like this: you don’t use your feet only for walking, right?
*smirks deviously* Nah, I also use them for standing on them, kicking stuff...
...and for, well... face massages, am I right?
*laughs again* YAY for euphemism, I say!
Greer, let me be honest: I guess when it comes to the fetish list of an anthro python, at least 134% of all people would expect things like vore and beathplay. Coiling around someone, constriction, swallowing someone whole, such stuff. And now YOU show up with a foot fetish! I mean... that’s SO OFF for a snake!
*grins even broader* Well, as an anthro python I simply CAN’T coil around someone, even if me trying to do that must be quite a hilarious sight. And vore... you know, swallowing prey whole is so damn terrible and painful, and as a feral python I had enough of that and can‘t see it as a kink that gives me joy and fun, really. But yeah, definitely I have a foot fetish, I can’t deny. But if you now ask why I have that...
Hehe, and that would’ve been my next question...
...I can only say: dunno. I don’t have a clue. Is it because snakes usually don‘t have feet, so I, as an anthro snake, am totally fascinated by them? Or is it because snakes usually have their heads very close to the ground, so the first part of another being they see or feel is usually a foot or paw? Really, no idea. And I honestly stopped thinking about why I have it or where I got it. Fact is: I DO have such a fetish, so why not simply enjoying it?
Well put. Of course the question is: who does enjoy it the most? Is that really you or the poor beings UNDER your feet?
*laughs* Oooh, I think that’s paw-fectly balanced. And of course, since I have TWO feet, the balance is even better when I have TWO victims. *winks*
As far as I know you’re mostly playing the dominant part in the fandom. Now ARE you really a dominant snake in real life, or do you „only“ live up to other people’s expectations? You seem to be a rather calm and sympathetic guy, not a snarling and demanding master.
Ahhh, difficult... uh... *he scratches his chin with his tailtip, quite a funny sight to behold.* I think a lot of people expect it, yeah, perhaps mostly because as a python I am a predator, and for most people predators mean aggression, violence, mercilessness, all that. If that’s what makes someone dominant in people’s eyes, then I might be more of an actor, as in fact I am quite a calm and mild person in real life, you’re right here. But it depends a little on what your idea of „dominance“ is.
Well, I’d go for this master and slave thing, I guess.
Oh yeah! *he nods eagerly* You know, then I am really an actor. For me things like „dominance“ and „superiority“ do not necessarily mean this „master“ and „slave“ relationship, you know? Like „I am the master, because I am godlike and divine and can force you into stuff, and you’re the slave because you’re an unworthy worm whom I could simply crush.“ I think such doms easily forget about respect, and this is something one should never forget about, that’s also something you learn as a feral being. For me „dominance“ or „superiority“ means that I am ABLE to get my victim under my feet. Yeah? I am able to overwhelm it, so instead of that „master and slave“ thing I would rather say that for me dominance is more of a „predator and prey“ relationship. I do respect my prey, it’s just that I am able to put it under my feet, and not vice versa. But that doesn’t mean that my prey is of less value than me. It’s just that I won the fight, and my prey lost it. Perhaps next time my prey escapes my grasp, or perhaps next time I meet someone who is able to overpower me, who knows?
Mhm, I think I get your idea. But now if someone approaches you and asks you to put him or her under your feet, so that you don’t have to overpower him at all. What’s that, then?
*laughs* A horny footslut!
Greer, please... : P
Yeeaah, sorry. Well, this is also some kind of dominance, as I again am able to get that person under my feet, even if the person allows me to do it. I’d call that „mild dominance“, as I don‘t have to use force.
Okay, but now back to my original question: ARE you dominant in real life, or do you just „play“ it?
Mhh, let me put it like this: of course in real life I am NOT running around in town, forcing people under my feet, and as I said, I’m a rather calm snake. But if I know that someone is into feet, I’ll happily let them have mine. I enjoy having someone sniffing them, massaging them, all that, yep. So when it comes to the fetish side, I definitely am dominant, but not in a „master and slave“ way. I would definitely also like to simply force my feet into the face of someone, yeah. Let‘s say a buddy of mine is watching TV, then I can definitely imagine sneaking up and trying to have their face between my soles. But that’s all playful stuff, of course, and I would only do it if I am certain that this buddy really is into feet.
So you’d agree when I’d say: you’re dom, but not bossy.
Yeah, that’s it, I guess. You know, I identified two types of subbies up to now. Type 1 really LOVES being dominated. They WANT to be forced, they want their dom to be brutal and dangerous, they want to be threatened. They see themselves as „slaves“, as property of their master. I think for these people it’s quite nice that I am not only playing the dom, but also am a predator. I mean, even if us rock pythons aren’t too aggressive, we ARE able to kill really big prey, so of course we pose a threat, and you wouldn’t mess around with us. So we are intimidating, and the type 1 subby likes exactly that.
Type 2, however, wants their dom more as some kind of big buddy. They want a more gentle dom, someone who is still able to force them into stuff, but who usually doesn‘t use force and treats them with respect, also lends them a shoulder and is simply there for them, if needed. And I guess that’s the dominant role I like best.
But you WOULD also play the „hardcore dom“ if people ask you for it?
Yep, that’s what I’d do. As I said, I love the dominant role, love having someone underfoot, and of course my subbies shall get what they want. But the TRUE dom within me is the more gentle one. Cunning, sneaky, yeah, it may happen that I suddenly press my feet into your face, just for fun, but that’s me being playful while still respecting others.
But as a dominant being... don’t you feel as if you’re always the one that let others have fun?
Oh, I do get a lot of fun out of that myself, rest assured. I said it, I really LOVE the feeling of having someone under my soles, feeling them sniffing and breathing down there. That gets me going, plus I do get super footrubs all the time, too. I absolutely can’t complain, my subbies are very, very generous.
Heh, sounds like a good deal, then. Greer, now a perhaps somewhat private question: how ARE your feet in general? Some people describe them as really nasty smelling, youself mostly say they are NOT that bad.
*grins* Of course I say so! Would you visit my shop if I’d tell you that the things I sell are of bad quality and uber expensive?
So does that mean your feet do smell that nasty?
Concerning the fact that snakes usually don‘t have feet at all I’d say the smell of my feet is indeed quite strong. *chuckles*
Greer... come on now... please turn the „lurking predator“ mode off...
Okay, mmmh... *he gets this somewhat devious look again...* ...hard to explain... how about you finding out for yourself?
Nice try, Greer, but I’d really would like you explaining that. : P
*grins* Awww, okay. Well, honestly, and in ALL honesty, they are NOT that bad. I guess one problem is that some people still know my predecessor, an anthro megaraptor called Talon, who really had rank feet and was able to overpower his victims with the smell of his feet alone. So they think that I retained that foot power. Another big problem is that a lot of people are generaly thinking that feet are gross. Sweaty, smelly, all that, which of course is a complete headfuck. As soon as they spot a pair of bare feet they go „EEEW!“, which is so damn childish and stupid. Such people tend to hide their feet in shoes, and then their feet of course develop some kind of musk, so their conclusion is: ALL feet smell! Oh, boy...
Okay, but I also think that feet can smell really bad...
True, true, and that’s something I also do not like and try to avoid. I know people who love a strong scent, but I also know people who prefer it to be more mild, and some prefer feet squeaky clean. It depends on what people want, then they’ll get my feet accordingly.
So you can somehow control the scent of your paws?
Aye, actually it’s quite easy. As I said, my feet generally are very harmless, as I take good care of them. They‘re washed regularly, mostly with ice cold water. I use a fresh pair of socks each and every day, and because I have a lot of shoes I change those regularly, too. So my feet usually have a hard time developing a strong scent. Well, of course if I am wearing my running shoes on warm days my feet DO smell, but it’s never intense. But if people want my paws to be more powerful, I can fix that. I just wear my sneakers without socks, and within some hours they are much more powerful than usual. Or on cold days I use double socks, which is also effective. Another method I use is that I only rinse my feet in the evening with cold water, to remove sweat and to refresh them, but without completely killing the scent I built up during the day. So my feet do have a certain scent, but still are fresh and clean. Well, and if people want my feet totally clean, I’ll wash them until my subbies need sunglasses, so they’re not blinded. It really depends on what people ask me for. But personally I don’t like gross and repulsive musk, so you won’t have my feet like that.
Sounds healthy to me. Greer, now you also do have a breathplay kink, something I’d definitely expect of a giant snake. But you’re not only using strangling/constricting techniques with your tail, you also have this foot smother thing, and I think I may say that you’re quite well known for that method. Would you agree?
Oh, pfff... *again this cute and thoughtful tailtipscratching of his chin* Hard to say. You know, I think there is a difference between foot sniffing and foot smothering. For sniffing it would be enough if I take off my shoes and socks and hold my feet up close to your nose. But as soon as I touch your face with my feet I’d already call that smothering. And this is something that a damn lot people do. If other furs use their feet against me they usually press them into my face, so that there’s physical contact between the soles and my face. Technically that’s smothering, I’d say, and that is quite common.
But still you often go one step further and try to, well... suffocate people with your feet. And that’s something that NOT too many peeps do out there in the fandom.
Mmh, if you call THAT foot smothering, then yes, you may be right. I also saw other people doing that, but for me it’s the main method when it comes to breathplay, yeah. So I guess if you have an anthro snake that suffocates its prey by foot smothering it might be me. *laughs*
What is so fascinating about this foot smother thing?
For me it is simply a superb combination of my two main kinks: feet and breathplay. I like paws, I like breathplay, and foot smother techniques allow me to enjoy both. Plus it’s a very useful method for... ahem... „persuading“ my prey or teach it a lesson. You know, with a gun you can either threaten or kill. Suffocating someone until they panic, but without killing them, is much better, though, and foot smothering is damn effective and, err... sexy, if I may say so.
*grins * You may, you may, I allow you. Plus it also is quite humiliating, I guess.
Oh yeah. Until your breathing stops completely the only stuff you CAN breathe is the smell of two python feet. Quite humiliating, for sure. Hehe, and believe me, even someone who absolutely HATES footmusk will be happy to inhale it as long as this means they ARE able to breathe.
So you think we should throw all foot haters to your feet, then?
Mmmh, I guess I’d happily teach them that lesson.
Haha, what a pedagogical snake we have here.
Dunno, perhaps more like pedigogical? *chuckles*
How about lending a helpful hand/foot?
Deal!
Word! Greer, now let’s go even more private... yiff! As far as I know you are not into genitals and stuff, right?
Yep, yep, right.
Greer, now with you being part of the furry fandom I can’t simply ask „Why aren’t you into yiff?“, I have to ask „How DARE you NOT being into yiff???“
Haha, shame on me! Well, it’s simple, I don’t get anything out of yiff and genitals. Sexual activities are just not my thing. I mean I CAN do footjobs, yeah, but only for really close people, and even then it’s not something I can do each and every day.
How about cuddling?
Um... you really wanna ask a GIANT SNAKE about cuddling?
The non-lethal version, please. : P
Aaah, okay! *chuckles* Well, cuddling is also possible and much easier for me to do than anything that has to do with genitals.
Now I’d be bloody curious to know how other furs react here. Don’t they think you’re strange, weird, different, alone, suspicious and deserving capital punishment?
*laughs* Damn straight here! Yeah, I think I already did disappoint the one or the other fur when I told them that genitals aren’t my thing. It’s as if someone offers me a super complicated french menu, and I reply with „Ah, thanks, but I’d prefer a hamburger and some fries“.
That’s HERESY!
I KNOW!
CRIME!
INTO EVERLASTING FIRE!
DEATH PENALTY!
Okay! *pretends to unlace his sneakers*
Naaah, it’s okay, you’re reprieved! Still... it IS a bit strange. A furry, but not into yiff. Where has this world come to?
Awww, no, I didn’t say it’s totally impossible. It’s just not my priority.
Okay, how about a scale? From 1, not important, to 10, very important. Yiff!
Mmmh, around 2, I say.
Breathplay?
Ah, 8! 8 to 9, even!
Feet?
Mmmh... 25!
Ah yeah. : P Ah, well, since we’re at your feet again... you have a faible for Asics shoes, hm? How comes? Simply the best brand for snake feet?
Oh, it‘s because of the name itself, with the two „s“ in it. Asssicsss, it sounds hissy, if you know what I mean. So I thought that hissy sounding brand would suit me as a snake quite nicely.
Just because of that? Asics means „anima sana in corpore sano“, meaning „a healthy mind in a healthy body“. You’d say that would suit you, too?
Ha, really? For me Asics always meant „a strong intense cheesy smell“, and...
Oh... my... gawd! XD Okay, so much for Greer’s healthy mind! If any Asics employee should read this, Greer’s just joking, really!
Aye, totally! Asics rules! *does victory sign*
Greer, our time’s over, thanks for stepping by. The last words are yours!
Well, thanks for this interview, I’d simply would like to say hello to everyone I know, and sorry to everyone who had some more aromatic nasal contact with my feet. And remember, kids: when it comes to foot musk or religion, a bit is nice, but overdoses are nasty!
And I also think it really should be a snake when it comes to comparing foot musk with religion. XD Thanks for your attention, guys, and if you want to contact Greer... or have physical contact with snake feet... go for it!
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