Y'know how hard it is to come up with original badges? It always ends up with me screaming or gaping my mouth open or something

I got art supplies comin' outta my ears! You'll be able to tell at FC!

This sure looks huge, but my badge is actually about the size of a business card. It's because I've been reusing the same badge holder for years, and that's the size it holds.
I am
SO
CHEAP