You are determined to try this food which you have hear so much about, so you decide to head over to The Dragon’s Feast. As you approach, you notice the restaurant is designed with an oriental theme. Nothing too flashy, just a simple design with a dragon motif incorporated.

You walk in and are greeted by a purple dragoness behind a podium. You do a double take at the busty dragoness. Each of her breasts must have been bigger than her head! They stretched out the fabric of her shirt, making the words “Dragon’s Feast” squashed and hard to read. Looking up from her phone, she smiles at you, and greets you with, “Welcome to The Dragon’s Feast! Follow me and we will get you set up with a seat right away. Is this your first time here?” You nod your head, and she says, “Ah, let’s see if we can get you a good seat then.”

As she steps out from behind her podium to lead you to her seat, you notice that she has a fair amount of pudge on her, and her hips seemed to be in a contest with her bountiful bosom to see which can be the largest. They certainly both move about quite a bit, swaying and bouncing as she shows you a table near the back in a quiet corner. “Your server should be with you shortly.” She pulls out her phone as she walks away, and you look at the menu she left you on the table. All of the dishes look good, but your eye is drawn to four in particular, the “délice de poire”, the kiwi and melon salad, and on the back with the desserts, the apple pie and the tower cake. You start as a soft voice next to you asks, “Are you ready to order?” Standing in front of you is what appears to be the most strained pair of jeans in the world. Inside them is a blue dragoness whose nametag reads, “Maree”. A cute muffin top spills out from the top of her jeans, and you can practically hear the seams creaking. You look back down at you r menu and say, “I’d like the…”

Apple pie, délice de poire, tower cake, or the kiwi and melon salad?