Why not have something healthy. “I’d like the kiwi and melon salad” you tell Maree. She nods, “Excellent choice. I’ll be back with your meal shortly.” A couple of minutes later she returns with a huge bowl of fruit. It appears that there is not just kiwi and melon in this salad. You can see grapes, oranges, pomegranates, dates, and you are pretty sure there are two whole pineapples sliced and diced in this salad. The predominant fruit though, is melons. Watermelon, cantaloupe, honeydew, even that green one you can never remember the name of. Oh yes, and kiwis.

You eagerly dig in to your massive fruit bowl. It is all delicious and succulent. The fruit is sweet and juicy, and you are disappointed when you finish and see all the wasted juice mix in the bottom. You notice, however, that there is a large, empty glass next to you, and a groove in the bowl that looks like it would be perfect to pour the juice from the bowl into the glass provided. What an ingenious idea. You eagerly drink up the dregs of your meal. Unbeknownst to you, the juice seems to have concentrated itself into your chest, turning your breasts into massive mounds of flesh that jiggle as you slurp the remaining juice down, tipping up your glass to get every last drop.

You see Maree walking back over to you. “Did you enjoy your meal? Can I get anything else for you?” You nod in affirmative to both. The only question now is what to get. That fruit salad was really good. You did have an eye on that délice de poire though, maybe you should get some of that.

More melon or some of the other?