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So it's my buddy Ohannes's birthday. Luve knows him as "Closet Furry."
If you don't know why this cake is special, shoot yourself.
I made it last night after adapting the hidden recipe found in the game (leaving out the fish shaped explosive organic matter and sediment shaped sediment.) I was late to school because I saved putting on the strawberries till this morning because I wanted them to be fresh. I snuck into my 3rd period class (read: barged) during first period and asked my Math teacher (who totally appreciates the cake also, and thought it was awesome, then proceeded to tell his first period class all about Portal) and put it in one of the cupboards. At third period, I got my friend to stall him while I took my jetty lighter and lit the candle so fast no one saw. I handed him his card which had a picture of GlaDos on the front with the phrase "Happy Birthday Ohannes" on the picture. On the inside it read: "There was even going to be a party for you. A big party, that all of your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come, because you murdered him."
Then he opened the cupboard and saw the lit cake and everyone in the class started singing happy birthday.
TL;DR version: Made epic cake, made epic surprise, executed epicly.
By the way the cake was very delicious.
If you don't know why this cake is special, shoot yourself.
I made it last night after adapting the hidden recipe found in the game (leaving out the fish shaped explosive organic matter and sediment shaped sediment.) I was late to school because I saved putting on the strawberries till this morning because I wanted them to be fresh. I snuck into my 3rd period class (read: barged) during first period and asked my Math teacher (who totally appreciates the cake also, and thought it was awesome, then proceeded to tell his first period class all about Portal) and put it in one of the cupboards. At third period, I got my friend to stall him while I took my jetty lighter and lit the candle so fast no one saw. I handed him his card which had a picture of GlaDos on the front with the phrase "Happy Birthday Ohannes" on the picture. On the inside it read: "There was even going to be a party for you. A big party, that all of your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come, because you murdered him."
Then he opened the cupboard and saw the lit cake and everyone in the class started singing happy birthday.
TL;DR version: Made epic cake, made epic surprise, executed epicly.
By the way the cake was very delicious.
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[Cake Sphere]
[Recites the following recipe, line for line]
1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice..
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor
control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
If you made a cake with all that in it, even removing the sediment-shaped sediment and the fish-shaped explosive matter, that's one aesthetic (and possibly toxic) cake. I hope you didn't make him eat it. And that's seriously the recipe. Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room? There's no way that's as edible as it looks. It's a mystery I'll solve later, by myself, because you'll be dead.
[Recites the following recipe, line for line]
1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice..
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor
control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
If you made a cake with all that in it, even removing the sediment-shaped sediment and the fish-shaped explosive matter, that's one aesthetic (and possibly toxic) cake. I hope you didn't make him eat it. And that's seriously the recipe. Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room? There's no way that's as edible as it looks. It's a mystery I'll solve later, by myself, because you'll be dead.
the cake is a lie but it looks so good and it reminds me of this http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2413477
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