
I've been out of grad school for a wee bit now, are they still doing weak ass fund raisers?
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That's twice now. *hand on your shoulder* When will you unburden yourself of this fantasy you've constructed? These warm walls of self deciet, I know you feel their protective force, I know their humid halls of dark and unspoken desires. One day... one day you will stumble from your self imposed oubliette and stand side by side with your brothers, in the blinding, dazzling rays of uncomprimised light!
Until then, send all of your thin mints my way. Can't have them going to waste and I've got plenty of freezer space.
Until then, send all of your thin mints my way. Can't have them going to waste and I've got plenty of freezer space.
Oh, I'm by no means saying they're everyone's defacto favorite, even if I think you might be a heathen for thinking otherwise. It's just that I question an active intolerance for the little inoffensive bits of chocolate and mint; those chewy crunchies that somehow make you feel like your teeth have been brushed even though they actually LOOK as though you've been chewing coffee filters for a quick caffine hit. I just can't fathom thin mint hate, it would be like Stephen Colbert seeing a person's color.
I will say though, I share both your dislike for cocoanut and the curious enjoyment of Samoas.
I will say though, I share both your dislike for cocoanut and the curious enjoyment of Samoas.
Funny.
Guy got swarmed by Girl Scouts and was forced into buying cookies.
Yet I have yet to find or be solicited by them. And I actually want to stock my mini fridge with Thin Mints and those peanut-butter deals.
And I've done my fair share of fund raising (Candy Bars, Book sales, Boy Scout popcorn, coat check service, car washes, etc.).
Guy got swarmed by Girl Scouts and was forced into buying cookies.
Yet I have yet to find or be solicited by them. And I actually want to stock my mini fridge with Thin Mints and those peanut-butter deals.
And I've done my fair share of fund raising (Candy Bars, Book sales, Boy Scout popcorn, coat check service, car washes, etc.).
I'm not sure. All I know is he's the reanimated body of a fallen warrior for the Dark King. While the soul was gone they figured they'd animate the body. Over time the flesh was torn apart or decayed to the point that they cast some spells on his bones to give them greater strength and a neat burning head.
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They have a song called "Black Blade" as well. Thought it might be a nod to them or Moorcock's Stormbringer.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultosaurus_Erectus
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultosaurus_Erectus
Poor guy, he has to be all evil and ready to help his dread lord destroy the world, an exciting but admittedly high-stress job, and yet he has to put up a front of being tough and ruthless while inside he's trying to overcome deep psychological scars that manifest themselves as a great dislike, no, outright fear of thin mints. I hope this dark king has a good health plan for his minions.
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