An idea that has been rolling around in my head for a little while now. Inspired by the inside joke with myself and
prawst about Eggnog and the probable high consumption of it during next years VancouFUR 2014.
Choose your destructor!!
Prawst: ''WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT! >:C
Fatigue: ''IM SORRY!..i couldent help myself!
prawst about Eggnog and the probable high consumption of it during next years VancouFUR 2014.Choose your destructor!!
Prawst: ''WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT! >:C
Fatigue: ''IM SORRY!..i couldent help myself!
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The city sleep,
The monster crept;
It's albumin and sulfurous tendrils turgid and thick -
As it coated coats and throats with its ichor slick,
A maelstrom of lactose and poultry byproduct,
Placed on sale so as to deduct,
The awareness of the population from the equation;
That eggnog on a wide scale equals devastation.
So this holiday watchout; beware,
When the eggy scent fills the air -
Be quick, and get out of there;
Lest ye face Eggnogzilla, and despair,
The monster crept;
It's albumin and sulfurous tendrils turgid and thick -
As it coated coats and throats with its ichor slick,
A maelstrom of lactose and poultry byproduct,
Placed on sale so as to deduct,
The awareness of the population from the equation;
That eggnog on a wide scale equals devastation.
So this holiday watchout; beware,
When the eggy scent fills the air -
Be quick, and get out of there;
Lest ye face Eggnogzilla, and despair,
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