Backstory: The other day, i was walking through a park, kinda blitzed, just enjoying the sunlight, as i hardly ever get any. Suddenly, as I walk by this well dressed fellow, about my age, he reaches out a hand.

"Excuse me, but have you found Jesus?," he said, as he waved a large, white bible in front of me.
Without even thinking, I whipped out my phone, and found the number of a friend named Jesus.
"Yeah. Wanna talk to him?"