I was gonna retell the events that spawned this, but it's... a lot easier if I just copy-paste the skype convo:

Altair: I slept really well, actually! Though I woke up a few hours before my alarm for a bit after having a dream where I was being chased by a tank, and a charger almost got me cghcghj
Altair: And for some odd reason it made me scared to leave my room
Lore: omg
Lore: ist me
Lore: im the tank
Lore: waiing outside ur room 4 u
Altair: omg vdhjgdf
Lore: all sneaky sneaky
Lore: sdfjlhdfjksgdf
Altair: You would truly be the sneakiest tank if you could somehow hide in that hallway
Lore: ceiling tank
Altair: WHEEZES
Altair: There's even a huge vent thingy in the ceiling you could probably drop down from, oh shit bvhjdgf
Lore: oh my god dsjkhsdak
Lore: twerkin tank
Altair: omg
Altair: just drop down from the ceiling and start twerking
Altair: better than smashing my face in at least dfhgf
Lore: adskjdfsljkhadskjhsd;khasfd;hjkadsf