Here is officially the stupidest song I've ever written.
That said I really really like this song. It's as close to a TMBG feel as I think I can possibly muster.
shiacoft did the bass work on this (listen for the sub-range notes)
I did everything else.
Lyrics:
AA Battery Controlled Telescopic Knife
Walking back from my place, she seemed happy.
Nothing in the wind to keep me down!
Got a package in the mail...
Could it be my holy grail? a poking implement to rule all the tools with inferior fuels “What’s that you got there in your pocket?” she asked as we walked into the mall.
Eyes widen as I show
the seventeen-inch dynamo
that shouts out when I flip the switch and keeps growing
and growing and growing
I said, “Hey, why is everybody runnin’ for their life?” It’s just my
AA Battery Controlled Telescopic Knife My grandfather turns to me and says,
“Let’s go down in metaphoric history.” because I never had a grandfather. But if I did, I’m sure that he’d be
Proud of a loud-browed son-of-a-cow
who can wield a blade the way I do
Chorus
Is there an issue bring weapons into this particular bank?
I was escorted out and there’s only one thing to thank, and it’s my
AA Battery Controlled Telescopic Knife
There is an apple farmer lifting all the Pilgrims
from their huts to find the weather only half as satisfying as before.
And as an answer, he said,” Run to me, my daughters, have a
crispish red delicious, the least truthful of the apples.”
Say it again and come to me Say it again, I’m not myself I’m not myself
Chorus
Tell me what YOU think it's about in the comments BLOW
That said I really really like this song. It's as close to a TMBG feel as I think I can possibly muster.
shiacoft did the bass work on this (listen for the sub-range notes)I did everything else.
Lyrics:
AA Battery Controlled Telescopic Knife
Walking back from my place, she seemed happy.
Nothing in the wind to keep me down!
Got a package in the mail...
Could it be my holy grail? a poking implement to rule all the tools with inferior fuels “What’s that you got there in your pocket?” she asked as we walked into the mall.
Eyes widen as I show
the seventeen-inch dynamo
that shouts out when I flip the switch and keeps growing
and growing and growing
I said, “Hey, why is everybody runnin’ for their life?” It’s just my
AA Battery Controlled Telescopic Knife My grandfather turns to me and says,
“Let’s go down in metaphoric history.” because I never had a grandfather. But if I did, I’m sure that he’d be
Proud of a loud-browed son-of-a-cow
who can wield a blade the way I do
Chorus
Is there an issue bring weapons into this particular bank?
I was escorted out and there’s only one thing to thank, and it’s my
AA Battery Controlled Telescopic Knife
There is an apple farmer lifting all the Pilgrims
from their huts to find the weather only half as satisfying as before.
And as an answer, he said,” Run to me, my daughters, have a
crispish red delicious, the least truthful of the apples.”
Say it again and come to me Say it again, I’m not myself I’m not myself
Chorus
Tell me what YOU think it's about in the comments BLOW
Category Music / Rock
Species Coyote
Size 120 x 57px
File Size 8.12 MB
Thanks! I like that it's uptempo and faster than most of our stuff. I wanna keep this going in the future.
Weird AL? Really? That's awesome! Love that guy.
I totally made that up cause it fit the rhythm I wanted to use X3
The picture is a AA battery powered HEATED knife. That's kinda weird...
Weird AL? Really? That's awesome! Love that guy.
I totally made that up cause it fit the rhythm I wanted to use X3
The picture is a AA battery powered HEATED knife. That's kinda weird...
I'll second what OldSchoolSkunk said about the mix, very clear and clean.
It's (just my double-A battery controlled telescopic...) a really catchy tune!
Despite understanding every word, I can't make much sense of the lyrics. ...or was that the point?
It's (just my double-A battery controlled telescopic...) a really catchy tune!
Despite understanding every word, I can't make much sense of the lyrics. ...or was that the point?
omg, much love. I like TMBG and this has that same beat/feel to it, and the crazy lyrics. Thankfully I'm HORRIBLE with lyrics so it doesn't phase me in the slightest to be a bit random. I really like the songs you put out that have that sort of beat, like the "maine song" *giggles*
I rolled so many balls laughing so hard! You are indeed a very talented musician, have a lot of great ideas. Been looking at your music all day and i very much approve of all of it. I live in Tennessee, but i would very much like to catch the next show, but only if i got the dough for a road trip. Any idea when and where that might be?
I believe it has something to do with how people freak out at new technology. It's like: "Ah! omg! a horseless carriage! He is going to kill somebody with that diabolical machine!" The last part with the farmer sounds like when the people get used to the new technology and take it for granted, it isnt so satisfying (like the weather), and the guy offering an apple "as an answer" is like somebody claiming yet another new technology will make their lives better, and it doesn't (the least truthfull of the apples). all the rest of it is... Something else. i dont know :p
There is me reading too deeply into a song.
There is me reading too deeply into a song.
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