Go home drunk, you're drayk.

If you can't laugh at yourself you can't laugh at anyone else.. that's my motto.

Absolutely.

auugh shit you changed your icon. I'm going to forget who you are now.

Fffffffffffff, you're gonna make me change it back now. >.o

I'm horrible.. half the time I remember folks mostly by their icon if I don't visit their page a lot or some other reason xD

If someone changes their icon but I"m not familiar with their name as much.. I think they're a completely new person

Don't feel bad, I'm usually the same way unless I've known them for years.

u saucy, rump-fed codpiece xD

What an interesting choice of words xD

it's a Shakespearean Insult :D

http://www.murderati.com/storage/sh.....=1345584566912

pick one of each column and have fun :3

u impertinent, common-kissing flap-dragon :)

Weedy rump-fed wagtail? Sounds awesome, but i wonder what it is

maybe u should google it, you artless, swag-bellied scut.

That's perfect xD
And you better keep that journal haha

after looking back at it and getting a laugh out of myself I can't take it down xD

At least, you can easily find out what you did and wrote.
Others dont ;p

http://imgur.com/r/funny/Gsh3DUg

If anyone mistakes it for a butthole rack, I can imagine some drunk people trying to climb up on it and getting stuck on it. :V

it would be like a game of foxes playing musical chairs.

As a fox myself, I would take offense to this, if only it wasn't so damn true xD

Muahahah. :D

Now breakout the foxes, vodka, and hat racks and have a party up in here

Nothing to see here. I'll move along

Move along move along like I know you do

Go drunk Drayk, you're home!

XD. .. yes.. yes I am home.

*passes out*

Y U NO SHARE

cause I'm greedy... deal with it xD

YOU SON OF A FISH

You just want us to put a toy to good use;P
I got a few to use myself but then again. Nothing says a coat hanger like a raptor;P When I get money to get a great image and model for it. I am going to make a raptor cock to penetrate all the sexy beings! Starting with a [hopefully] sobered up one such as yourself. By the way. Did you leave a shotglass on the floor?


And I have a few things I gotta send out. But postal system is closed when I am free all the time. Just how school and work blends together. Unless if I find a fedex or ups by me... Either way, I shall have to give you a ride while your drunk. As long as you don't make me smell of vodka(would be disinfected for sure)

no shotglasses here. I just used a bottle xD

Hmmnn.. Alternative strategy. "I was wondering. Can you touch your toes with the palm of your hands?" *Watches intently on your rump in a 'curious' manner*
Of course would be funny to stick on a saddle, and ferry you around. None shall escape your drunkedness! They lock a door, I run into it and make a big opening!


Did that once with rum. But tolerance is just WAAY down. Like I would feel those little bottles behind the counter for like a dollar. Just down one of those swiftly andstart feeling warm. Two and be walking around funny. Three. Not real sure. But after that I would say I would get all warm and fuzzy.

that sounds like quite the low tolerance indeed xD

Haven't drank in a long while and I am pretty light so yeah. hits me a lot harder than others. Means I am cheap to get drunk, and if I take your bottle, at least you will have some for yourself still.
I feel bad for the one who walks in to us then.

Fuck bottles, drink from the vat

oh dear me XD

Don't pick on me! xD

I'm not.. :3 it's just ..

seems very.. umm.. interesting to have such a conversation under the circumstances~

Nyah xD go play your warframes

and you clean yourself up :3c

Usually , people say you are drunk, shit faced or smashed (probably others to describe someones drunkeness) but for you good sir I have the perfect one. Drayked ^_^

Yes I also enjoyed reading that journal... while slowly being confused ofc.

Drayked xD sure I'll go with that.. lol

Hehe, well as a gift for going with my randomness, I ofer you...

damn, he's drinking milk, that could even be me!!

UI could go for some milk right now.. espeically root beer

Hmmm I will have what he's having

sounds like a plan!

Very relevant to recent activities and such!~

Just a tad xD

How did hiding the tv from the fogvernment go for your dad? And how do bees fit in with it?

Still a WIP!

Just like that candy corn milk we need too make

YOU DID! MANY TIMES! HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO TELL THE STORY!! I COME TO THE PUB TO GET DRUNK NOT LISTEN TO A DRAGON WHICH IS THE EQUAL PROPORTIONS OF A BROKEN RECORD PLAYER *chugs a entire bottle of vodka and blacks out*

Psh. Lightweight.

oh look a free mammal all passed out

Drunk sex is always the best...NOW FUCK ME! X3

I don't have the accessories for that!

I meant bouncing on my dick......Fuck me doesn’t just mean in the tailhole :I

but you're a rabbit D: that's what it always means!

....hmmm how about I hump you like the bunny I am then! *pounces* ^_^

That only works on other bunnies, it's the bunny code!

RULES AND CODES WERE MEANT TO BE BROKEN D:<

THEN WHY MAKE THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE >:V

BECAUSE I SAID SOO!!!! *Flips a table and jumps on you*

This is why you can't have nice things!

*emotional crit*.......NO NOT THAT *Runs away crying*

Victory is mine :D

You Defeated

Charming good show chap *sips tea*

Quite!

that drunkness is too Drayk D:

x3

go home drayk DX you're too Drayk!

THERE IS NO CURE D:

THERE WILL BE AFTER YOU GET RAEPED! DX

how would that even happen D:

i dunno D:

maybe some1 wants a drunk drayk to raep while he's passed out on a couch >D

/Carries the shurian over to the car, swiftly dumping him in the trunk afterwards.

Yer not barfing on the seats on the way.

i'm too good for your seats anyhow!

When they're un-barfed, perhaps.

Look at 0r0, being responsible, drinking his "milk." Pffffft, weak.

And hahaha; I'm glad you're willing to look back and laugh at this, man. I hope you weren't too hungover when you woke up from it.

I was actually quite fine when I woke up :>

you were drunk drunk was you you were drunk WOOOOOO

In all seriousness your shurian shenanigans are always entertaining, just be safe m'friend.

safe as can be

Life WASTED away! XD

OH SO WASTED!

Exactly! XD