
Candy factories
So iconic and cliché
Yet the whole world would be one
If I had my way
You can call me “king of confections’
‘Duke of delights’
‘sultan of sucrose’
Who wears his suit tight
I don’t claim to be stable
In fact I’m quite mad
An insane, screwy fruitcake
Mental, just a tad
But I’ll show you a good time
As sweet as can be
Just be on your guard
In my factory
Lots of zany stuff happens here
Least so they say
We have over 100 screw-up’s
At least twice a day!
Workers go missing
Least they cease to appear
I can’t honestly say I notice them
If they’re not here
They’re slightly unnerving
And short of stout
But don’t piss them off
Or they’ll sing you out.
Yes, welcome to my factory
Now go lick a wall
Or check out the chocolate stream
(but please try not to fall.)
Get yourself on tv
And hopefully not in a rut
Check out the squirrel workers
But don’t touch their nuts.
Most succulent and savory of all though…
You simply MUST try the gum
It’s a three-course meal
And simply the most fun
Well, more fun for me perhaps
Then it would be for you
Because after you try it…
Well, you’ll see when you do.
A wonderful sensation
You don’t know what it means
But soon you’re turning blue
And bursting out at the seems
It’s been pre-tested
At least once or twice
We only had a few causalities
So here’s to charm thrice!
Well okay, you inflated too
And you can’t move
Maybe that’s not what you wanted
What’s a factory man to do?
I’m sure it’ll wear off eventually
And once it does…
You can thank that fine fellow for the tickets
Redliox, his name was…
~*~
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I'd like to thank Redliox not only for this commission (among many), but his understanding over the character change, really made the whole thing a lot less stressful.
This picture took the time spanning 'orc forest' proportions...oddly the background was however the easiest thing to do. I may at some point re-post myself as a standalone, as all the detail in the suits somewhat lost in the re-size.
Category Artwork (Traditional) / Inflation
Species Tiger
Size 1185 x 975px
File Size 949.5 kB
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*Smiles* Sweet poem....and most EXCELLENT PIC, BOZ!
*Smirks darkly* Such inflated figures, creative inflated faces and such fun, plump, blueberry bellies. I have to admit, as adorable as you made BlueEyed and Bigwolfpaws so nice and blueberry-fied, ('specially BlueEyed's pokadot briefs and both of their moustachs and bigwolfpaw's beard.) I ADORE how you made Simba and VINCE! S'wicked. Simba's beard is so cute in his inflated face and how you blended Vince's arms and leg markings to blue. Also, major cool how you got his eyes and with glasses on. <3
S'nice to see the fox in...such a predicament. >=3
You truly went all out, and I love your Boz Wonka look. From your Blueberry speedo to the Wonka like smile and pose. Major awesome inflation all around, Boz. <3
*Smirks darkly* Such inflated figures, creative inflated faces and such fun, plump, blueberry bellies. I have to admit, as adorable as you made BlueEyed and Bigwolfpaws so nice and blueberry-fied, ('specially BlueEyed's pokadot briefs and both of their moustachs and bigwolfpaw's beard.) I ADORE how you made Simba and VINCE! S'wicked. Simba's beard is so cute in his inflated face and how you blended Vince's arms and leg markings to blue. Also, major cool how you got his eyes and with glasses on. <3
S'nice to see the fox in...such a predicament. >=3
You truly went all out, and I love your Boz Wonka look. From your Blueberry speedo to the Wonka like smile and pose. Major awesome inflation all around, Boz. <3
Looking at the details and especially the coloration....I can all too easily tell this was indeed a pleasure for you to render.
....It makes proud that I commissioned this insane idea.
....Now to see how
blueeyedwolf,
bigwolfpaws, :iconspeedocub, and
codyvfrost react to this tasteful joke.
Well done Boz, well done!
....It makes proud that I commissioned this insane idea.
....Now to see how



Well done Boz, well done!
You've amassed quite the collection of handsome, blue men, Boz. Most surprisingly is the one to the top right. I'd never have bet on seeing Simba featured in blueberry inflation. While absolutely magnificent it is to see him enjoying himself behind you, how did you ever get him to agree to feature in such a fantastic display of Wonkanism?
*applauds and leaves you orange roses* Bravo, Boz, for your collection of four, fine gentlemen in the prime of their lives - or prime plump. I'm sure both count.
*applauds and leaves you orange roses* Bravo, Boz, for your collection of four, fine gentlemen in the prime of their lives - or prime plump. I'm sure both count.
I’m really ecstatic you enjoyed this...I’d actually forgotten I’d had a poem with it! As expressed on twitter though I was HEAVULY inspired by your works (I still dream of the day for a sumo factory follow up admittedly... but I can also appreciate that once you covered an idea sometimes you just have no desire to get back to it.)
Hope to hear/see more from you, I don’t really post here anymore but if I do do anything inflation related it’ll definitely land on Twitter.
Hope to hear/see more from you, I don’t really post here anymore but if I do do anything inflation related it’ll definitely land on Twitter.
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