" Er.. welcome to the stubby tails club, Megan! Wait, what are you doing, Megan? I was kidding about the stubby tail thing, put that club down. SFJGHLSJFSF!"

(Vinci would later wake up in Heaven with his tail tied to his tongue. While still attached to his body. And two of his pinions stuck up his nose. Way to make a first impression, you dumb chihuahua.)