SCIENCE RULES

Kudos to the FUCKING SCIENCE gun XD Bill Nye rules

I opened this and immediately went something like this:
ZOMG CONAN AND BILL NYE IN THE SAME PICTURE!?!? AAGSUYAGUIA
This makes you my hero.

OH.
And Conan shoots the lasers out of his nipples.
Noob.

There are only four letters that can describe this: E P I C

There are only four letters that can describe your post: L A M E

WEAPON OF CHOICE: HULK HANDS

This is. Probably the greatest thing Ive seen in a very long time.


That Bill Nye is such a hunk.

For a while, I thought it was the cast of HOUSE, because, you know, I don't watch that shit. But I didnt understand the guy in upstage centre because I thought it was house with a 5000 oclock shadow and some sweet emoey rogain black dyed hair or somethin. And I guess bill nye looks like that nerd.. who i think is gay, apparently. and Conan pretty much is that fuck with the red hair.

But i was looking at the middleman going, that fucking looks like George Zimmer. BECAUSE I KNOW WHEN I SEE A STRAPPING ENTREPRENEURIAL LAD WITH THE EXTRANEOUS MEAT-WAND THE POWER OF A THOUSAND MOONS AND THE OVERZEALOUS POWER TO DROP THE DRAWERS OF WOMEN AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT WITHIN A FOUR STATE RADIUS ALL WHILE ENJOYING A GRANDEUR STEEPED BLACKBERRY TEA, THEN I KNOW IM LOOKING AT GEORGE ZIMMER. I GUARANTEE IT.

GUARANTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CONAN HAS MIND ELECTRICITY AND HIS GLOVES HAVE VEINS IN THEM. OHJ MY GOD WHAT IS THIS

INERTIA IS A FUCKING PROPERTY OF MATTER

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BILLLL NYE THE SCIENCE GUYYYYY

SCIENCE RULES

FUCKING SCIENCE.