Man, half my gallery is random photos and crap. But who cares, if you don't want to see them go to my F.A.P. account or V.C.L. They don't let me post shit like this. Anyway, I got a new computer. Well, not new. Used. But I never buy things new. It's a Macbook. It's got a two and sixteen one-hundredths gigahertz processor, two gigabytes of memory, and a screen that measures thirteen and one third inches. And the battery life ranges from ten hours if I'm just typing or two and a half hours if I'm watching a movie. Which is enough to watch a whole movie.

Now's a good time to buy used Apples, B.T.W. Macworld was like two weeks ago and all the early-adopters are unloading their old machines so they can buy the brand new models. It's still got two and a half years left on its fully-transferable Applecare, too.

I've already decorated it with electrical tape, as you can see. Matches my Betelgeuse suit.

Having a wide screen is really nifty, B.T.W. It's much easier to work on, which is strange. Remember back when a lot of monitor manufacturers were trying to sell those monitors that were taller than they were wide? They said that it made more sense because paper is taller than it is wide, but it never really caught on. Really it's just because humans have a wider range of vision horizontally than they do vertically.

Also, that is my desktop. I found a really high resolution image of the original Apple logo on the Internet.