Based on a true conversation I heard in the back of a car on a hiking trip with some people I sort of knew in college. On the way back, the guys got into a discussion about exotic pets, one of them being a lemur lover. One guy started talking about a lemur fighting a monkey. The lemur lover said the lemur would lose because it was a lower level primate(not because it wasn't cool). He said he'd give the lemur a knife to even things out and maybe some steroids...no "Lemuroids". Yah that really happened.