Hoola?!

Hola!
(SFX: plates into fireplace noise)

...But it was not possible to close his ears to the invading sounds: a swelling, buzzing crescendo, forcing an alien twisted harmony through the aether... The tourist from Arkham heard the eldrich acoustics of the hapa-hali 4-string chords!

"You'll find it easier to hula without your 3-piece suit," the strangely attractive (but curiously naturalized) alien entity whispered in song, "but you may leave your straw tourist hat on, if you wish...."

On the laulau with the kaukau?

Miss Professorelle Ukelele. On the lanai, with the hula-guy.

If yoooou like, uka-lele lady
yoo-kuh-laylee-laydee-liykah-yoooouuu

"Strum, Strum!"


"Mars Needs 1930s Hula-guys!"
I mean: "Spontoon Island needs more 1930s Hula-guys!"

Of course there's hula guys! Hula is the theatre/ballet/festival for island cultures, always has been. The term simply got fastened to the dances with the ladies in the grass skirts because that's what tourists paid attention to most. But there have always been entire productions of dance in the islands, they just never became as noteworthy in the reast of the world.