Yet another gift from my pal Born Victim: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/bornvictim/
You know, it all started so simple. Maverik and Victor were on the couch, playing videogames, taking turns at the controller, pwning noobs online in Space Nazi Zombie Zerg Rush Mode of “Patriotic Call of Mass Modern Duty: Covert Spec-Black-Ops Gears of Warfare Rainbow Six Fallout Effect”… or PCOMMD:CSBOGOWRSFE for short... when all of a sudden a 1982 DeLorean DMC-12 Time Machine came rushing across Maverik’s front lawn, burning up the grass and plowing over the mail box. Needless to say, the calico was NOT going to put up with this! Yet, he was amazed to find out who it was.
It was Victor! But that couldn’t be! Victor was still in the living room, chainsaw-gunning down Nazi Alien Zombies online!!
It turned out, THIS was actually Doc Bourne, Victor’s future self—and someone in need of slicking back his hair—with an urgent message for Maverik. He needed the calico to go back in time and prevent World War III! France and Africa were trading Nukes over the Mediterranean Sea and the world was going to die out from a continuous bombardment of nuclear fallout!
What would it take to stop such horrors and travesties?
Travelling back to 1980 and stopping a foot-race on Animalympic Island between a sexy African Lioness and an old French Goat. Yes, apparently “Love” would have more of a horrible effect on history than the Massacre at the 1972 Munich Animalympics. Go figure...
Fortunately, with the proper application of a heavy steel pipe to a kneecap, René Fromage was taken out of the race early on, allowing Kit Mambo to win the Gold Medal at the Marathon, while Maverik, using the alias of, “Mauve Erique” won the Silver Medal...
…What? SOMEONE had to run for France! And while he’s not much of a runner, Kit’s usual tactic of breaking someone’s concentration acted more as an INCENTIVE to keep Maverik going! He wasn’t going to lose sight of that perfect lioness ass for ANYTHING!
Needless to say, with a clear winner, things should be calmer in the future AND Maverik got to make friends with the lovely Gold Medalist Kit Mambo! She didn’t think the calico had it in him to keep up with her, and was seriously impressed someone was able to trail right behind her the entire time. Hell, she was so impressed, she actually allowed Maverik to take her to the Noah’s Arc Disco on the final night of the Animalympics; and let me tell you, it was CROWDED! With no more games, everyone, from Athlete to Z.O.O. Broadcaster was there living it up, partying like it was 1999!
Maverik kept quiet on how partying in 1999 REALLY went. He didn’t want to break their spirits.
Now, hopefully, this telephone number Kit gave him would still be good thirty-three years later...
Maverik is Copyrighted MaveriKat
Angry Burd Jaeh, Loree Butt, and Artwork are Copyrighted Jaeh
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/jaeh/
Kit Mambo and Animalypics are Copyrighted Lisberger Studios
http://www.lisbergerstudios.com/
You know, it all started so simple. Maverik and Victor were on the couch, playing videogames, taking turns at the controller, pwning noobs online in Space Nazi Zombie Zerg Rush Mode of “Patriotic Call of Mass Modern Duty: Covert Spec-Black-Ops Gears of Warfare Rainbow Six Fallout Effect”… or PCOMMD:CSBOGOWRSFE for short... when all of a sudden a 1982 DeLorean DMC-12 Time Machine came rushing across Maverik’s front lawn, burning up the grass and plowing over the mail box. Needless to say, the calico was NOT going to put up with this! Yet, he was amazed to find out who it was.
It was Victor! But that couldn’t be! Victor was still in the living room, chainsaw-gunning down Nazi Alien Zombies online!!
It turned out, THIS was actually Doc Bourne, Victor’s future self—and someone in need of slicking back his hair—with an urgent message for Maverik. He needed the calico to go back in time and prevent World War III! France and Africa were trading Nukes over the Mediterranean Sea and the world was going to die out from a continuous bombardment of nuclear fallout!
What would it take to stop such horrors and travesties?
Travelling back to 1980 and stopping a foot-race on Animalympic Island between a sexy African Lioness and an old French Goat. Yes, apparently “Love” would have more of a horrible effect on history than the Massacre at the 1972 Munich Animalympics. Go figure...
Fortunately, with the proper application of a heavy steel pipe to a kneecap, René Fromage was taken out of the race early on, allowing Kit Mambo to win the Gold Medal at the Marathon, while Maverik, using the alias of, “Mauve Erique” won the Silver Medal...
…What? SOMEONE had to run for France! And while he’s not much of a runner, Kit’s usual tactic of breaking someone’s concentration acted more as an INCENTIVE to keep Maverik going! He wasn’t going to lose sight of that perfect lioness ass for ANYTHING!
Needless to say, with a clear winner, things should be calmer in the future AND Maverik got to make friends with the lovely Gold Medalist Kit Mambo! She didn’t think the calico had it in him to keep up with her, and was seriously impressed someone was able to trail right behind her the entire time. Hell, she was so impressed, she actually allowed Maverik to take her to the Noah’s Arc Disco on the final night of the Animalympics; and let me tell you, it was CROWDED! With no more games, everyone, from Athlete to Z.O.O. Broadcaster was there living it up, partying like it was 1999!
Maverik kept quiet on how partying in 1999 REALLY went. He didn’t want to break their spirits.
Now, hopefully, this telephone number Kit gave him would still be good thirty-three years later...
Maverik is Copyrighted MaveriKat
Angry Burd Jaeh, Loree Butt, and Artwork are Copyrighted Jaeh
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/jaeh/
Kit Mambo and Animalypics are Copyrighted Lisberger Studios
http://www.lisbergerstudios.com/
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