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Mgelika: Looks like we're going to have a very long casualty report from this.
Chuong: Tim, allow me to show you how to crack a nut open without your hands. *tapes a nut on the wall before stepping back several meters away from it. He tosses a knife at it and splits the nut open with the knife stuck to it on the wall* That's how you open a nut without your hands!
Avon: More like stabbing it on the wall.
Chuong: There's a thousand ways on how to open a nut without your hands in the most harmless ways possible. Banging your head on it isn't one of them.
Chuong: Tim, allow me to show you how to crack a nut open without your hands. *tapes a nut on the wall before stepping back several meters away from it. He tosses a knife at it and splits the nut open with the knife stuck to it on the wall* That's how you open a nut without your hands!
Avon: More like stabbing it on the wall.
Chuong: There's a thousand ways on how to open a nut without your hands in the most harmless ways possible. Banging your head on it isn't one of them.
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