A lion space pirate that likes to capture military men and put them in women's under clothes. If you want her life story read below XD

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"Everyone Shut up!"

"I will be telling the story of how I came to be captain of this operation, and drunk, distracted, or otherwise I intend to have you all as my audience."

"To those that don't know, I am Captain Simona Damyan'Boyana heir of D'Pero the Jackal of the fourteenth sector; Lion of the west Khavian shipping lines, hunter of treasure and fine booty if you get the meaning. And this! This is the legacy of my father, spirits rest his soul; the Ship Lady Loopy Lace. Has three L's, because three is a good number."

"I was not born to me father, or any of his women; no I was found among the wreckage of a derelict ship. Only survivor of some disastrous event. My Father, Spirits rest him; he said he found my tiny self in a space helmet, apparently even as a wee babe I knew how to be a strong fighter. I sat along in my armored crib, paws on a blaster and waiting for trouble. He was right impressed and immediately took me as his own. He said on that spot he knew I would be his heir, he could she me shining with everything I would be."

"So I was taken as the child of D'Pero, and so I was put into the charge of his two first ladies Yoana and Tonka. The two were wreathing hell beasts with an unstopable lust for blood, harpies that stalked space ports looking for some poor traveler to sink talons into and drag away to be eatten alive. They named me my name. At first they thought my Father, Spirits rest him; to be mad for bringing them a babe. They demanded that I be made to prove myself though I was no more then a cub. And did I show them or what! Bit Yoana so hard on her snout she couldn't sniff for days. The devils agreed to give me a chance at that, and so I stared my training as Heir."

"The life of a Lion Lass is no easy matter, let me tell you. When I was a wee thing I was often taken to ills, so often I eventually grew tired of such and willed my body to be well or I'd take it out and flog it. Worked real good to, haven't been sick a day in my life since. All this raw glorious muscle all seven feet of me healthy as a hyena puppy attached to the ass of a Human man in the space patrol."

"I was taught the ropes of running the decks and working the crew, I've cleaned every inch of Loopy's haul; I know her so intimately I can navigate her blind and deaf. I worked hard to make my father proud, spirits rest him. I worked myself to the bone till I was a well oiled machine of power and cunning. I even took some schooling, bet I write better then the lot of you; and I know my numbers real good I do."

"It was just before the battle that took my Father's life that he told me the Secrets of our beloved Loopy. Of how she can travel like no other ship, she can be there and not and then suddenly other places. The secrets are so secret I forget them unless I'm using them."

"My Father died in the year of seventy Five, died as he lived. Surrounded by his winnings, with several half stripped Military ladies to top the cake. My Father he did love him some military booty, Rest his soul. Never a Rapist though! Don't you dare think it, all my father's more private boardings and raiding were at the request of woman so taken they wouldn't go home without a bit of a tango. He was finally done in by the cargo bay doors of all things, spirits rest him. It was the funniest saddest day of the crew's time with him and my time with him."

"So here we are! I have taken up the helm of the legacy of D'Pero, I've become the terror of space! I dare attack the Military's ships that stray to far from their mother world. I take what I want, be that the holdings of a ship. Or be that the ships lovely men. My father made it tradition to whore up the ladies he took, but I'm no so interested in the flesh of a woman as that of a man. So I whore up the men, and send them home when they beg. And when its not the military, well then; I've got my enemies in the stars. Other Captains nearly skilled as I that need a strong foot to the head to get the idea of a pecking order."

"Now since you have all been quiet, lets have another round in cheers to me, to loopy, and to the legacy that is this crew!"