Ohgodsohgodsohgodsohgods this isn't good! Gotta set it right...this is what I get for using metronome!

Random spells make for random effects, and you never know what's going to happen when you take the ability to bend the laws of reality and subvert it into a randomized Pokemon move. Oh well, what's life without a little spice and randomness~?

Commissioned from the awesome: icongomander: Gomander!