Name: Amy Hardtack
Animal: mouse
Gender: female
Homeland: England, London
Crew: The crew of the Vengeful Serpent
Crew rank: cook
Profession: pirate/burglar/pickpocket
Hair: light brown
Eyes: black
Fur: yellow
Age: 20
Height: about 3.5 inches
Weight: about 6 pounds
Family: George Hardtack (mate), Harry (her pet roach), Lily (Harry’s mate and George’s pet roach)
Likes: farting, money, being ill-mannered, gold, roaches, cooking, stealing, farting in her enemies faces, jiggling her belly
Dislikes: the Royal Navy, hunger, good manners, getting stepped on, farting in George’s face
Weapon(s) of choice: her butt, her claws, her teeth
Description

Amy used to live in London feeding on food scraps and trash until she found an otter running away from some soldiers. Seeing an otter in London was a strange thing especially for a little mouse that didn’t even know what an otter was. She called him over to a hiding spot and in return he offered her to come with him to his ship. She thought anywhere was better than here so she set off with him. Using her knowledge of the town they quickly made it to the docks and onto his ship.

The otter introduced himself as Captain James McOtten and he said that he was in London looking for potential allies, crew members and hopefully some new members for his guild (which was still quite young back then). She asked him if she could have something to eat and he smiled and got her a fish, an apple and some bread and cheese. After a lot of greedy munching and gobbling she ate the lot and for the first time in her life she wasn’t hungry, not only that but that one meal enlarged her belly quite substantially. After a long period of her jiggling and playing with her newly transformed belly she thanked him and then asked him about this guild of his and he told her that he was trying to start up a guild for fat (and preferably also gassy) non-human pirates (to this day there is a lot of debate as to whether humans should be allowed or not). She looked at her belly and asked him if she could join. He then asked her if she liked farting and she smiled and said she uses her stink all the time to catch roaches. She then gave him a demonstration by sitting on a nearby cockroach and farting on it. She then asked him if she could join his crew and he asked what job she wanted if she were to join and she said she wanted to be a cook. He said OK and he’s regretted it ever since (and yes she did eat that cockroach).

5 years on and she has been joined by her new pet roach Harry, a new crew member George Chip (now George Hardtack after he became her mate. And yes with mice the male takes on the females surname), and Lily (George’s pet roach and Harry’s mate).